FUCK TREES

[sporklesss]

HEY GUYS 'SUP. I'M A LJ VIRGIN AND A LOOOONG TIME LURKER OF THIS COMMUNITY SO I THOUGHT I'D POST SOMETHING.

YAH SO I WAS PLAYING JAK II HD AND RACING AGAINST THAT SEXY BASTARD EROL
AND JAK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO FLY UP INTO A TREE

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[tehsongsong]

IF I COULD COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES SCREWY ZOOMERS MESSED ME UP IN MISSIONS

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ALSO WE ENJOY LURKERS (ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY DELURK!) AND YOU ARE VERY WELCOME TO THE COMMUNITY. ♥

[manawolf]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEAH

ALSO I CANNOT CALCULATE THE NUMBER OF TIMES I LOST THAT RACE 'CAUSE I WAS BUSY STARING AT EROL'S BUTT. "BUT IF HE'S NOT IN FRONT OF ME I CAN'T SEE HIM!" X3

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME

[tehsongsong]

I WILL DELIBERATELY LOSE IN ORDER TO HEAR MORE OF HIS LINES IN THAT RACE.

"GET USED TO WATCHING MY BACK"

YES EROL SWEETIE I DEFINITELY WILL THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE INCENTIVE. ♥

[missreige]

THIS. ME AND MY FRIEND HEAR SOMETHING NEW EVERY TIME WE REPLAY IT. HIS HOMOEROTICISM JUST GMH. ALSO THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING HILARIOUS HAPPENING WHEN WE PLAY THAT LEVEL. EROL PUNCHED A CHICK LIKE THIRTY FEET INTO A STORE ONCE, AND IT ACTUALLY BLEW APART WHEN SHE HIT IT. THIS LAST REPLAY, WE GOT TO LISTEN TO HIM KILL ONE OF HIS OWN DIJON GUARDS GOOD TIMES MAN

[manawolf]

Nah, there aint nothing wrong with you. I've done the same exact thing several times:

Me: *destracted by Erol's butt and loses again*
Heaven(my sis): Dang! That was at least the fiftieth time! What's wrong with you?
Me: *Restarts the race and starts staring at his butt*
Heaven: *Finally notices what I'm looking at* GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER!!
Me: :(
*After failing ten times*
Me: You suck at this.
Heaven: But I wanna look at his butt...
Me: HE'S CAST HIS SPELL ON YOU!
Heaven: Yeah...loving it too...
TRUE STORY. NO JOKE! XD
Hey, we're just being girls XD. Nothing wrong with it! Boys be boys and girls be girls.
-Jessy

[blue_tiggy]

THIS REMINDS ME WHEN MY SIS WAS PLAYING JII ONCE (ON THE PS2) AND SHE GOT UP SIDE DOWN IN A TWO SEATER ZOOMER DURING THE MISSION MEN YOU ESCORT AROUND UNDERGROUND MEMBERS TO NEW HIDING PLACES. THIS HAPPENED IN THE WATER SLUMS. C: