ON THE TOPIC OF THE PRECURSOR LEGACY

[otana]

NO CUT BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT

BAEKHESTEN
    YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
    YOU...YOU KNOW THOSE TORCHES IN THAT BIG COMMON AREA?

FLINGINTOALAKE
    DID YOU JUMP ON THEM

BAEKHESTEN
    I DECIDED TO SEE IF I COULD STAND ON THEM--GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY I DECIDED TO DO THAT
    YOU CAN.

FLINGINTOALAKE
    YEAH

BAEKHESTEN
    IT HURTS.

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[twopistols]

BUY BARON PRAXIPADS....OR ELSE.

ALSO THIS KIND OF MAKES ME WONDER HOW MANY TIMES DAXTER HAS WOKEN UP COVERED IN DROOL THANKS TO JAK CHEWING ON HIM IN HIS SLEEP. THE TRUTH BEHIND DAXTER'S SHINY FUR, REVEALED.

/REPLYING FROM THIS JOURNAL BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT OH DAMMIT WHY DO I NOT HAVE MY TORN MAKING THE ;A; FACE ICON ANYMORE

[otana]

I ALWAYS BUY MINE WITH WINGS

AND YEAH JAK'S BASICALLY THE STRONGEST GUY EVER BECAUSE HE LICKS EVERYTHING. HE'S GOT A HELL OF A FUCKING IMMUNE SYSTEM NOW

[abyss_torynn]

MAYBE THAT'S THE SECRET TO SURVIVING THE DARK WARRIOR PROGRAM??? HAVE AMAZING SUPER IMMUNE SYSTEM?

XD

[otana]

CHEW ON THE EQUIPMENT WHEN EROL ISN'T LOOKING?

[bleed_peroxide]

I HAVE A FEELING THAT SAMOS HAD TO PULL A LOT OF THINGS OUT OF JAK'S MOUTH WHEN HE WAS WEE LITTLE TYKE. "NO, JAK, DON'T EAT THE LURKER CRABS."

[otana]

HAHAHAHAHA

I CAN JUST SEE HIM SUCKING ON THE SHELL

AND ITS STUPID LITTLE LEGS FLAILING USELESSLY IN THE AIR 'CAUSE IT CAN'T DO SHIT

NO WONDER ALL THE LURKERS WANT TO KILL HIM

[otana]

MY FAVORITE IS USING THE ANTI-GRAVITY GUN ON THE WASTELANDERS

AND WATCHING THEIR CARS COME FLYING TOWARDS ME AND THEN GENTLY FLOAT OFF OVER THE EDGE OF THE COASTLINE

[otana]

AHAHAHAHAHA I EVEN READ THAT AND HEARD THE "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", THE PALACE MISSION IS THE WORST ONE FOR FALLING I THINK. FUCK ALL THAT GRINDING, THAT MISSION IS TOUGH

[hadsomefreetime]

AS I WAS WRITING IT OUT I HEARD HIM SCREAMING IT TOO

HAHAHA I ACTUALLY FELL MORE OFTEN BECAUSE I WAS DICKING AROUND, LIKE "I AM NOT JUST GRINDING ON THIS

I'M RIDIN' ON A JETBOARD
DOIN' FLIPS AND SHIT
JAK IS FALLIN'
GETTIN' ERRYBODY ALL DEAD

BUT THIS AIN'T JAK 3
THIS IS REAL AS IT GETS
AIN'T GOT NO LIGHT POWERS
BITCH AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET

[chyroptera]

LOLOL

[otana]

FUCK MAN I WENT LOOKING FOR THAT MACRO AND SAW ALL THE OLD AWESOME ONES IN MY FOLDER

WE NEED MORE MACROS IN HERE

[chyroptera]

WE SUUUURE DO! I REMEMBER, BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, THERE WERE MACROS ALL OVER THE PLACE... *SHAKES CANE*

[otana]

AWESOME, SHITTY FIVE MINUTE MACROS TOO

SOME OF THOSE WERE THE BEST