THEY'RE DOING IT TO FUCK WITH US. THEY'RE BEING SUCH FUCKING TROLLS, I KNOW THEY ARE. "HAHA, HERE'S A TASTE OF WHAT A JAK GAME ON THE PS3 COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE."
HONESTLY, I KINDA WISH IT WAS THAT, BECAUSE THE OTHER ALTERNATIVE WOULD BE THAT THEY'RE JUST CREATIVELY FORMULAIC. WHICH ISN'T A BAD THING, IF THE FORMULA IS GOOD. AND I'M JUDGING A GAME BASED ON LESS THAN A MINUTE OF FOOTAGE AND SOME INFO, BUT I JUST HOPE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
WELL, THE FIRST ONE TOOK PLACE IN A TROPICAL ISLAND-TYPE ENVIRONMENT--WHICH ISN'T THE EXACT SAME AS THE PRECURSOR LEGACY, SINCE THERE WAS THE LAVAPATH, LAVATUBE, AND SNOWY MOUNTAIN, BUT THE BASIC FLORA OF TPL IS PRETTY MUCH A FANTASY TROPICAL ENVIRONMENT.
THE SECOND GAME TAKES PLACE ON A MOUNTAIN INSTEAD OF IN A CITY, THOUGH.
IT'S HONESTLY NOT A HUGE PARALLEL, BUT THE WASTELAND WAS SUCH A BIG REVELATION IN JAK 3 (AND A HUGE INFLUENCE ON THE CHARACTERS AND THE WORLD IN JAK II) THAT FOR ME, IT'S A BIT RIDICULOUS.
AND THEN HIG WILL MAKE THE 5TH GAME AND DRAKE WILL GO OFF INTO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE TO FIGHT GHOST PIRATES AND WHATEVER GIRL HE'S WITH WILL, I DUNNO, FORSAKE HER ENTIRE CHARACTERIZATION UP TO THAT POINT AND HIS SIDE KICK (WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE? SHUT UP I DON'T KNOW I NEVER PLAYED THE GAME) WILL MUTATE INTO A HORRIBLE RETARDED BEAST AND THEN AMELIA EARHART WILL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND BLOW THEM ALL UP
OH, UNCHARTED. IF ONLY I WASN'T SO HORRIBLY HORRIBLY BAD AT THE DEMOS FOR THOSE GAMES, I MIGHT BUY AND PLAY THEM. SERIOUSLY THOUGH NDI, WE CAN HAZ PS3 JAK NAO? BECAUSE IT'S FAR TOO EARLY FOR YOU TO START ON UNCHARTED 4. IT WAS TOO EARLY FOR YOU TO START ON UNCHARTED 3, FOR THAT MATTER, BUT I WILL FORGIVE YOU IF YOU MAKE A NEW JAK GAME.
NAUGHTY DOG SAID ONE OF THE REASONS THEY WENT WITH A NEW SERIES FOR THE PS3 INSTEAD OF ANOTHER JAK GAME WAS BECAUSE THE PRODUCTION TEAM WAS TIRED OF THE WORLD AND THE CHARACTERS. BUT IF THEY JUST KEEP GOING WITH UNCHARTED ON THE PS3, THE SAME THING'S GOING TO HAPPEN. :/
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT? HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT BECOMING SICK OF THE JAKVERSE? THAT'S JUST WRONG.
AND WHAT ABOUT US? THE FANS? WHO KIND OF PAY THEM AND STUFF. THEY KEEP BEATING AROUND THE IDEA OF A NEW GAME AND NEVER OUTRIGHT SAYING "NO, THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER ONE" AND FILLING US WITH HOPE... AND THEN MAKING UNCHARTED GAMES. :(
NOT SAYING THEY SHOULDN'T DO WHAT THEY ENJOY, BUT I WISH THEY'D MAKE UP THEIR MINDS ABOUT WHETHER THEY EVEN PLAN ON MAKING ANOTHER ONE. BAAAAAAAAAAAH. /DISGRUNTLED RAMBLING
SERIOUSLY. I THINK THEY DID SAY AT ONE POINT "NO, THERE AREN'T ANY JAK GAMES IN THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE" BUT AFTERWARDS THEY WERE SAYING IT WAS A POSSIBILITY AGAIN? BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, I'D PREFER IF THEY SAID THERE WOULD NEVER BE ANY MORE, IF THAT'S THE CASE. IT WOULD AT LEAST BE HONEST.
THEY SAID THAT WATCHING SOMEONE ELSE DEVELOP AND CREATE CRASH GAMES WAS LIKE WATCHING YOUR DAUGHTER DO PORN, SO I CAN'T IMAGINE SEEING WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LOST FRONTIER IS ANY BETTER.
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AND AFTER THE RACING THEY NEED TO MAKE A FAN FICTION BRILLIANT WORK OF ART.
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THE SECOND GAME TAKES PLACE ON A MOUNTAIN INSTEAD OF IN A CITY, THOUGH.
IT'S HONESTLY NOT A HUGE PARALLEL, BUT THE WASTELAND WAS SUCH A BIG REVELATION IN JAK 3 (AND A HUGE INFLUENCE ON THE CHARACTERS AND THE WORLD IN JAK II) THAT FOR ME, IT'S A BIT RIDICULOUS.
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IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO SEE JAK WITH EPIC PS3 GRAPHICS. HE'LL LOOK SO AWESOME. AND HNNNGG I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HAVEN
/GETS OFF TOPIC
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WHAT HAPPENED TO HAVEN
ASHELIN'S TERM AS GOVERNER DIDN'T HOLD OVER SO WELL, AND SHE KINDA DISOLVED THE CITY COUNCIL, AND THEN THEY GO OFF TO GALAVANT IN KRASS...
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IS.
GLORIOUS.
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SERIOUSLY
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AND WHAT ABOUT US? THE FANS? WHO KIND OF PAY THEM AND STUFF. THEY KEEP BEATING AROUND THE IDEA OF A NEW GAME AND NEVER OUTRIGHT SAYING "NO, THERE WON'T BE ANOTHER ONE" AND FILLING US WITH HOPE... AND THEN MAKING UNCHARTED GAMES. :(
NOT SAYING THEY SHOULDN'T DO WHAT THEY ENJOY, BUT I WISH THEY'D MAKE UP THEIR MINDS ABOUT WHETHER THEY EVEN PLAN ON MAKING ANOTHER ONE. BAAAAAAAAAAAH. /DISGRUNTLED RAMBLING
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THEY SAID THAT WATCHING SOMEONE ELSE DEVELOP AND CREATE CRASH GAMES WAS LIKE WATCHING YOUR DAUGHTER DO PORN, SO I CAN'T IMAGINE SEEING WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE LOST FRONTIER IS ANY BETTER.
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