PRAXIPADS, MEET THE COMPETITION

[the_tonberry]

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THIS IS VERY FUNNY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[the_tonberry]

*BOW*

WELL I GUESS I DUNNO. IT WAS FUNNIER WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE "KORTEX" ON THE SHOPPING LIST.

[otana]

LOOOOOOL

ALSO YEAH WHAT THE FUCK TONBERRY YOU DISAPPEARED I WAS WONDERING WHERE THE FUCK YOU WENT

[the_tonberry]

LOL DO YOU WANT THE LONG PATHETIC STORY OR THE SHORT ONE?

EITHER WAY, BOTH VERSIONS START WITH "MY RL WAS FALLING DOWN AROUND MY EARS, SO I DECIDED TO JOIN A FEW LJ RPS" AND ENDS WITH "I WOKE UP AT NOON ONE DAY AND REALIZED THAT THE ONLY THING I'D INGESTED IN THE PAST TWO AND A HALF DAYS HAD BEEN SEVEN POTS OF COFFEE AND A SMALL BAG OF BABY CARROTS"

...I'M BETTER NOW, SERIOUSLY.

[chyroptera]

LOL YAY THIS IS AWESOME! AND I LAUGHED

ALSO WELCOME BACK

(IF YOU EVEN REMEMBER ME)

GOD GO EAT SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING!!

[the_tonberry]

TY (YES, I REMEMBER YOU...JEFF?)

LOL, I'M BETTER NOW. MY WEIGHT YO-YO'D FROM HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVEN EAT BACK TO HEALTHY-ISH. IT JUST TOOK A CONCENTRATED EFFORT TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[chyroptera]

LOL YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME. I AM NO JEFF! WRONG GENDER XD

THAT'S OKAY. I DIDN'T REMEMBER YOU MUCH EITHER... I WAS TRYING TO BE WELCOMING! 8D HOORAY FOR AWKWARD!

BUT UM THE MACRO WAS INDEED HILARIOUS AND I AM KNOWN AS KRIN.

[the_tonberry]

LOL I WAS JUST MAKING ANOTHER BAD JOKE. =B

AWKWARD IS GOOD. AWKWARD IS HOW I LIVE MY LIFE.

[the_tonberry]

GRACIAS.

I KEEP THEM IN THE SAME POCKET AS MY GUM SO, WHEN SOMEONE ASKS FOR A PIECE OF GUM, I CAN LOUDLY ASK MYSELF "MAN WHY DO I KEEP MY TAMPONS AND MY GUM TOGETHER. THE WRAPPERS LOOK ALIKE."

IN FACT, I DID THAT YESTERDAY. IT MADE MY FRIEND CRY A LITTLE, AND THEN HE CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT WANTING GUM. JUST AS PLANNED. B]

[psychoticracer]

OH MY GOD I LOL'D

YOU SAW NOTHING

[the_tonberry]

TAMPONS ARE SILLY BUSINESS.

AND I ALMOST HAD YOU, TOO. XD