MAR'S TOMB

[lithic_rune]

A FRIEND AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT JAK AND THE SUBJECT OF MAR'S TOMB CAME UP. I'D INTENDED TO GO SOMEPLACE SRZ BZNS WITH THE CONVERSATION, BUT SOMETIMES SRZ BZNS SAYS "SCREW YOU!" AND YOU GET RANDOM THEORIES LIKE THIS. :D

NIVI: I WONDER IF MAR WAS ACTUALLY BURIED IN MAR'S TOMB. I DON'T THINK HE WAS.
ZALEIN: .... THAT'D BE IRONIC. BUT YEAH, I KINDA

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[bleed_peroxide]

GOD, THANK YOU FOR SCREWING UP THE FANON EVEN MORE. I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE "MAR'S TOMB" SERIOUSLY EVER AGAIN. MAYBE ALL THOSE THINGS WERE SET UP SO NOBODY COULD BOTHER HIM WHILE HE WAS DOING... WHATEVER. COLLECTING TROPHIES, LOOKING AT PRECURIAN PORN, WHATEVER.

MY WORK HERE IS DONE. <3

[lithic_rune]

HEY, HEY, I COULD HAVE TAKEN IT ONE STEP FURTHER!

MAR'S RESTING PLACE.

TOTALLY EQUALS MAR'S BEDROOM.

PORN IS THE LEAST OF WHAT HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN UP TO. :3

Re: MY WORK HERE IS DONE. <3

[readingchick]

THAT EXPLAINS ALL THOSE FRIGGING TRAPS. HE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO BE DISTURBED.

[lithic_rune]

MAR: *AFTER THE UMPTEENTH TIME BEING WALKED IN ON BY DAXTER/KEIRA/SAMOS/WHOEVER* OKAY, THAT'S IT, YOU GUYS WANNA BE VOYEURS, YOU'RE GONNA WORK FOR IT. B|

[fullmetalraz]

OMG EVERYONE, IT'S SO SIMPLE! IT'S HIS PORN STASH HIDING PLACE, WHY ELSE WOULD IT BE SO HEAVILY GUARDED? IF A SECRET LIKE THAT GOT OUT HIS REP WOULD BE RUINED.

[lithic_rune]

NO ONE EVER BOTHERED TO SEE WHAT WAS BEHIND THE PRECURSOR STONE, NOW DID THEY?

[bleed_peroxide]

TRUFAX. FEW PEOPLE WOULD RESPECT THE LEGENDARY MAR IF THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT HIS S&M COLLECTION OR "PRECURSORS GONE WILD".

[zalein]

AND TO THINK THAT THIS ALL STARTED OUT SO INNOCENTLY.

[lithic_rune]

CAPSLOCK JAK: IN CONCLUSION, PORN!