Comments | capslock_hood: ANOTHER ILLUSTRATED SCENE REWRITE

railise in capslock_hood

ANOTHER ILLUSTRATED SCENE REWRITE

Oct 21, 2009 16:10

( I'D KILL FOR A PROPOSAL LIKE THIS, KTHX )

marian is no longer a cocktease, robin knowz romance, i have a life - honestly, macro-ing is now a career choice, whoa check out the size of it!, true sherwood love, adolescent humour, i can never find my frikkin rewrites, macros are always funny, a guy-less post omg, affairs of the bow

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haecvir October 21 2009, 20:27:00 UTC

IS HE SAYING HE'S GOOD AT SEX? I THINK HE'S SAYING HE'S GOOD AT SEX.

(THIS IS A GREAT POST!)

railise October 21 2009, 21:51:13 UTC

WHUT. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU GOT THAT FROM.

(THANKS! :D)

eyrial October 21 2009, 21:02:47 UTC

AHAHAHAHA, YOU HONESTLY MADE ME LAUGH LIKE MAD, I LOVE YOU FOR THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH.

AND ALSO, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THE BOW THING, IF I WAS MARIAN (I WISH) I WOULD BE INCREDIBLY FLATTERED!

railise October 21 2009, 21:52:38 UTC

:D

I ACTUALLY ADORE THE BOW THING, AND AGREE!

thymelady October 21 2009, 21:15:45 UTC

OK, THIS IS THE SECOND NON-GUY POST THIS EVENING AND THE OTHER WAS MADE BY ME. QUOI? (CONSOLES MYSELF WITH ICON.)

I'M STARTING TO SEE HOW YOU ROBIN FANS MUST BE FEELING, LOLZ. SAME WOODS TWO HOURS LATER: SERIOUS TREE!PORN. SAME TREE, TWO DIFFERENT MEN. TSK, MARIAN. NO MORE COCK-TEASE, INDEED!

railise October 21 2009, 22:00:51 UTC

WELL, AFTER ROBS DEMONSTRATES HIS SRS BOW-TWANGING SKILLZ, EVERYTHING ELSE GOES A BIT DIFFERENTLY. THEY NEVER GO BACK TO CAMP, AND END UP GETTING SURPRISED BY GUY AND CO., BUT MAZ GETS IRATE ABOUT BEING INTERRUPTED AND GOES ALL NWM. WHEN THEY REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS, GUY TURNS TO ALLAN FOR CONSOLATION (YOU'RE WELCOME, G/A SHIPPERS). EVERYBODY'S TOO BUSY TO GO TO THE HOLY LAND, WHICH REALLY WORKS OUT FOR THE BEST.

THE ONLY REAL DOWNSIDE TO THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS THAT MUCH'S EUPHEMISM THING IS QUITE A BIT SHORTER, BUT IT'S A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SEX IN SHERWOOD.

...I MAY BE OVERTHINKING THIS.

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railise October 21 2009, 23:04:55 UTC

OF COURSE HE WOULD. BUT BY THEN MAZ WOULD EITHER BE TOO WORN OUT FROM... ERM... ARROWS GETTING SHOT OFF (THAT WASN'T VERY SUBTLE, WAS IT)... OR IN THE PROCESS OF SHOOTING OFF MORE (THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE SO I MAY AS WELL RUN WITH IT).

ALTHOUGH ROBIN LIKELY HAS THE STAMINA OF A RACEHORSE SO HE'D BE ALL FOR IT

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railise October 21 2009, 23:03:11 UTC

OH YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.

HAHAHAHAHA, OHYES, THAT'S PROBABLY MUCH MORE LIKELY.

:D

aceofhadeon October 22 2009, 00:36:29 UTC

NO, SHE WILL JUST ASK ROBIN TO FIND HER A UNICORN FIRST.

A QUEST! HE CAN FIND THE UNICORN 3 BLOCKS DOWN FROM THE FLEECE OF GOLD, WHICH IS ANOTHER REQUIREMENT FOR MAZ MARRIAGE.

an_lagat_glas October 22 2009, 04:18:04 UTC

ADD IN THE WHOLE GRAIL FOR TRIFECTA OF AWESOMENESS

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mylogiceatsyou October 21 2009, 23:33:49 UTC

YOU WIN EVERYTHING. EVER. *SENDS ZOMBIE CHEER SQUAD*

LMAO SO MUCH AT MAZ'S LINE ABOUT HER BREASTS, AND ROBS FOLLOWING UNFORTUNATE HUMOUR LINE. *SNORT*

ALSO...WAY BETTER ENDING. MAZ SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT IDEA.

railise October 22 2009, 00:16:32 UTC

HEEHEE, I LOVE THE NOTION OF MAZ HAVING A DIRTY, JUVENILE SENSE OF HUMOR. XD

PERHAPS IF ROBS HAD SPELT IT OUT FOR HER, THINGS WOULD'VE GONE DIFFERENTLY...

...AND I AIN'T CLEANING UP THESE ZOMBIE BODY PARTS. THERE REALLY MUST BE A BETTER WAY FOR ZOMBIES TO CHEER THAN BY JUMPING AROUND LIKE THAT.

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railise October 22 2009, 12:59:03 UTC

SOMETIMES. OTHER TIMES, YOU COULD HIT HER IN THE FACE WITH THE BOOK THE LINES ARE IN AND SHE'D BARELY NOTICE.