GOD, IS THAT ALL YOU WANT IN A FILM? I BET THE COSTUMERS SPENT AGES MAKING COSTUMES THAT WOULD COME OFF IN LESS THAN 3 SECONDS BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE CINEMATOGRAPHY.
THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISEMENT I CLICKED THE PREVIEW AND ALL I GOT WAS THUMBNAILS OF WHAT LOOKS TO BE RON JEREMY PRETENDING TO BE VAIZEY AND WHAT MAY BE A FUTURE EIFFEL TOWER
APPARENTLY WOMEN IN MEDIEVAL TIMES COULD HAVE THONG BIKINI TAN LINES THOUGH, I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED THAT NO ONE HAS WRITTEN A REVIEW OF THIS GEM YET. I SUPPOSE IT'S LIKE LAGAT AND LOVELACE SAID: NO WORDS CAN PROPERLY DESCRIBE IT; NO LANGUAGE CAN DO IT JUSTICE.
ALSO, WHY WERE THERE NO ARROWS OR SWORDS IN THE PREVIEW? I SAW ONLY SURGICALLY ENHANCED BOOBS.
WHY WERE THERE NO ARROWS OR SWORDS IN THE PREVIEW? I SAW ONLY SURGICALLY ENHANCED BOOBS. I GUESS THAT'S WHAT SELLS IT MOSTLY, THE BOOBS. (NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW.)
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MY QUESTION, THOUGH, IS HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THIS, AND IS THERE AN ANSWER WHICH I ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW?
SECONDLY, WHY NO SPARKLY PENIS TEXT?
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1. NO. OKAY, IT'S NOT BAD, JUST TOO MUCH EXPLANATION FOR LULZ.
2. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OVER THE TOP. WAIT, WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
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I CLICKED THE PREVIEW AND ALL I GOT WAS THUMBNAILS OF WHAT LOOKS TO BE RON JEREMY PRETENDING TO BE VAIZEY AND WHAT MAY BE A FUTURE EIFFEL TOWER
APPARENTLY WOMEN IN MEDIEVAL TIMES COULD HAVE THONG BIKINI TAN LINES THOUGH, I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
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YEAH, I THINK IT'S FROM THE MEDIEVAL SAND VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT.
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ALSO, WHY WERE THERE NO ARROWS OR SWORDS IN THE PREVIEW? I SAW ONLY SURGICALLY ENHANCED BOOBS.
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I GUESS THAT'S WHAT SELLS IT MOSTLY, THE BOOBS. (NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW.)
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