IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION

Sep 17, 2009 19:11

THAT WE ARE OVERLOOKING A MASTERPIECE ON OUR REWATCH LIST. WHO NEEDS CLASSIC DISNEY OR AWARD-WINNING ACTORS WHEN YOU COULD HAVE
BEHIND CUT FOR NSFWNESS THO IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT C_H DURING WORK YOU ARE A DUMBASS. IDLERAT. )

i can see the future, because vaisey was definately fucking gu, terribly terribly bad, what a fucking weirdo, affairs of the bow, porn!

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an_lagat_glas September 18 2009, 03:20:10 UTC
I HAVE NOT PREVIEWED IT BECAUSE THE DISC IS MISSING I WOULD NOT WANT TO SPOIL IT FOR YOU ALL.

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an_lagat_glas September 18 2009, 03:33:12 UTC
GOD, IS THAT ALL YOU WANT IN A FILM? I BET THE COSTUMERS SPENT AGES MAKING COSTUMES THAT WOULD COME OFF IN LESS THAN 3 SECONDS BE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE CINEMATOGRAPHY.

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queerlyobscure September 18 2009, 03:20:43 UTC
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO WORDS. NOTHING I WRITE SEEMS TO QUITE COVER THE TRUE BEAUTY AND MAJESTY OF SUCH A PIECE OF CINEMATOGRAPHIC ART.

MY QUESTION, THOUGH, IS HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THIS, AND IS THERE AN ANSWER WHICH I ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW?

SECONDLY, WHY NO SPARKLY PENIS TEXT?

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an_lagat_glas September 18 2009, 03:26:13 UTC
MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE. PEOPLE JUST COULDN'T EXPRESS ITS AMAYZINGNESS IN WORDS.

1. NO. OKAY, IT'S NOT BAD, JUST TOO MUCH EXPLANATION FOR LULZ.

2. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OVER THE TOP. WAIT, WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?

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haecvir September 18 2009, 03:54:55 UTC
THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISEMENT
I CLICKED THE PREVIEW AND ALL I GOT WAS THUMBNAILS OF WHAT LOOKS TO BE RON JEREMY PRETENDING TO BE VAIZEY AND WHAT MAY BE A FUTURE EIFFEL TOWER

APPARENTLY WOMEN IN MEDIEVAL TIMES COULD HAVE THONG BIKINI TAN LINES THOUGH, I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

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haecvir September 18 2009, 04:09:09 UTC
IKR? IF THEY'VE GOT TIME TO SIT AROUND GETTING TAN LINES THEN THEY'VE GOT TIME TO SHUT UP AND QUIT WHINING ABOUT STARVING AND PESTILENCE

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an_lagat_glas September 18 2009, 04:09:22 UTC
IF YOU GOOGLE IT I'M PRETTY SURE THERE ARE SCENES YOU CAN WATCH ONLINE.

YEAH, I THINK IT'S FROM THE MEDIEVAL SAND VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT.

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aceofhadeon September 18 2009, 04:23:18 UTC
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED THAT NO ONE HAS WRITTEN A REVIEW OF THIS GEM YET. I SUPPOSE IT'S LIKE LAGAT AND LOVELACE SAID: NO WORDS CAN PROPERLY DESCRIBE IT; NO LANGUAGE CAN DO IT JUSTICE.

ALSO, WHY WERE THERE NO ARROWS OR SWORDS IN THE PREVIEW? I SAW ONLY SURGICALLY ENHANCED BOOBS.

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lalumena September 18 2009, 04:26:09 UTC
WHY WERE THERE NO ARROWS OR SWORDS IN THE PREVIEW? I SAW ONLY SURGICALLY ENHANCED BOOBS.
I GUESS THAT'S WHAT SELLS IT MOSTLY, THE BOOBS. (NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW.)

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andlooknorth September 18 2009, 16:28:58 UTC
IT LURES YOU IN WITH THE BOOBS

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lalumena September 18 2009, 04:24:18 UTC
!!! DO YOU THINK IT HAS EUPHEMISMS?

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aceofhadeon September 18 2009, 04:25:56 UTC
DO YOU THINK IT NEEDS THEM?

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lalumena September 18 2009, 04:30:11 UTC
I GUESS IF IT HAD THEM IT WOULDN'T BE PORN, WOULD IT?

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