AS PART OF PRINCE JOHN'S PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION BUTTSEKS THE CROWN, I HEREBY PRESENT TO YOU THESE MACROS AS A SIGN OF HIS BENEVOLENCE AND DIVINE RIGHT.
"DO ME ON THE FOREST FLOOR, YOU SECULAR STUD" IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST COME-ON EVER. I ALSO LOVE YOU FOR INCLUDING THE FACT THAT ALLAN IS SO GODDAMN MAGICAL AT HAVING SEXUAL CHEMISTRY WITH EVERYBODY THAT HE EVEN MANAGES TO HAVE A STEAMY SEX LIFE WITH HIS MAKE BELIEVE WIFE. OH YYYYEAH.
I SHOULD JUST QUOTE THIS WHOLE MACRO, 'CAUSE I LOL'ED SO HARD AT IT THAT I'M STILL CATCHING MY BREATH LIKE PIEFACE WITHOUT AN INHALER.
HOT IMAGINARY WIFE IS PROBABLY THE BEST MACRO LINE EVER. THAT IMAGINARY WIFE AIN'T NO PANSY WHAT HAS TROUBLE POPPING OUT BABIES, EITHER. SHE CAN DO IT WHEN HE'S NOT AROUND AND THEN USE TELEPATHY TO TELL HIM SHE HAD ANOTHER IMAGINARY BRAT!
"GUY TOLD ME" - I BET ALLAN TOOK HIS PEBBLES ALL THE TIME.
QUARTER GINGERS ARE ALWAYS BAMF DUAL-WIELDING NUN SEXERS, DONCHA KNOW.
"HE'S VERY GOOD WITH HIS HANDS IS WHAT I'M SAYING. GUY TOLD ME."
YES. AND WIBBLEFACE PEEJ. BUT SRSLY, ALLAN. IF HE'S PART OF PRINCE JOHN'S PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION BUTTSEKS THE CROWN THEN I'M ALL IN. IT'S THOSE MAD SKILLS WITH THE PEBBLE AND THE CUP, I CAN'T RESIST!
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HOT IMAGINARY WIFE IS PROBABLY THE BEST MACRO LINE EVER. THAT IMAGINARY WIFE AIN'T NO PANSY WHAT HAS TROUBLE POPPING OUT BABIES, EITHER. SHE CAN DO IT WHEN HE'S NOT AROUND AND THEN USE TELEPATHY TO TELL HIM SHE HAD ANOTHER IMAGINARY BRAT!
"GUY TOLD ME" - I BET ALLAN TOOK HIS PEBBLES ALL THE TIME.
QUARTER GINGERS ARE ALWAYS BAMF DUAL-WIELDING NUN SEXERS, DONCHA KNOW.
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YES. AND WIBBLEFACE PEEJ. BUT SRSLY, ALLAN. IF HE'S PART OF PRINCE JOHN'S PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION BUTTSEKS THE CROWN THEN I'M ALL IN. IT'S THOSE MAD SKILLS WITH THE PEBBLE AND THE CUP, I CAN'T RESIST!
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PIEFACES MAKE GIRLS GO NUN.
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HAHAHA! FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY BUTTCHIN.
LOG FLUME INDEED.
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PIEFACES MAKE GIRLS GO NUN.
LOL TRUEFAX ^
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AND THE PEEJ ONE IS ALSO MOST HILARIOUS, BECAUSE THAT IS TOTALLY A "TATTLE-TALE" FACE.
ALSO, I KINDA WANT TO BE A NUN NOW...
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AT LEAST TO PUT ON A NUN COSTUME AND WALK CONSPICUOUSLY UNPROTECTED THROUGH SHERWOOD FOREST
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