DEAR DIARY: MONDAY--TODAY I HIT SOMEBODY WITH MY STICK. TUESDAY--HIT SOMEBODY WITH MY STICK. AGAIN. WEDNESDAY--HIT SOMEBODY WITH MY STICK. ASKED ROBIN FOR SWORD. THURSDAY--GOT SWORD. FORGOT IT WASN'T STICK AND ACCIDENTALLY KILLED HORSE WHEN I TRIED TO SMACK HIM TO GO FASTER. ROBIN TOOK SWORD AWAY. FRIDAY--HIT SOMEBODY WITH MY STICK.
THE SHERIFF PROBABLY HAS A SCRAPBOOK FILLED WITH DRAWINGS OF KITTENS, PRESSED FLOWERS, AND OBITUARIES.
MUCH WOULD SCRAPBOOK BUT (FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG ON THIS, AND I PROBABLY AM) I DON'T THINK HE CAN READ TOO WELL. IF HE DID KEEP A SCRAPBOOK, IT WOULD PROBABLY HAVE A BUNCH OF RECIPES FOR SQUIRREL IN IT.
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TODAY ROBIN WAS POMPOUS, AND I WENT A BIT CRAZY.
WE WERE TRAPPED IN A BARN BY MERCENARIES AND ALMOST NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER.
LJ X
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MONDAY--TODAY I HIT SOMEBODY WITH MY STICK.
TUESDAY--HIT SOMEBODY WITH MY STICK. AGAIN.
WEDNESDAY--HIT SOMEBODY WITH MY STICK. ASKED ROBIN FOR SWORD.
THURSDAY--GOT SWORD. FORGOT IT WASN'T STICK AND ACCIDENTALLY KILLED HORSE WHEN I TRIED TO SMACK HIM TO GO FASTER. ROBIN TOOK SWORD AWAY.
FRIDAY--HIT SOMEBODY WITH MY STICK.
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MUCH WOULD SCRAPBOOK BUT (FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG ON THIS, AND I PROBABLY AM) I DON'T THINK HE CAN READ TOO WELL. IF HE DID KEEP A SCRAPBOOK, IT WOULD PROBABLY HAVE A BUNCH OF RECIPES FOR SQUIRREL IN IT.
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NATURALLY THIS MEANS GUY GETS TO SEE IT EVERY TIME HE ADDS A NEW PAGE.
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