YOU ARE WELCOME :D WITH THE WAY *THIS* ROBIN IS... PRANCING... AROUND, I WAS SURPRISED HE EVEN BOTHERED TO LACE UP HIS PANTS AT ALL! AND YES, MARIAN IS NICE IN A SULTRY, POUTY WAY.
(I DID ONCE PUT A PEEN IN BUT PPL MADE ME CUT IT, THE GIANT PUSSIES)\
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I RE-LEARN THE LESSON OF NOT SKIMMING IN CAPSLOCK? SERIOUSLY, I READ THIS LINE ABOUT 5 TIMES BEFORE REALIZING THAT MAYBE I SHOULD READ THE REST OF THE POST. IT WAS FUNNIER WITH JUST THAT LINE, THOUGH.
WHOA! WHO GAVE A BUNCH OF CRAPPY FANFIC WRITERS ACCESS TO CAMERA EQUIPMENT AND A (SMALL, BUT ADEQUATE FOR ITS PURPOSE) BUDGET?! OR MAYBE THE QUESTION SHOULD BE, WHAT PORNO STUDIO HIRES CRAPPY FANFIC WRITERS TO PLOT THEIR MOVIES? CUZ I WANT IN.
OMG! IDEA! WE SHOULD MAKE A PORNO! IT WOULD BE LIKE ZACH AND MIRI, ONLY WITHOUT THAT HORRIBLY ANNOYING ELIZABETH BANKS! AND MORE GAY STUFF! HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS, WE COULD OPEN UP OUR OWN PORN PRODUCTION COMPANY THAT SPECIALIZES FANDOM FILMS! WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?! OOH! HOW ABOUT "CAPSCOCK PRODUCTIONS"! I'M SERIOUS, WE SHOULD DO IT! OUR OWN MUM STARBUCK IS SUPER HOT, SO MAYBE WE COULD GOAD HER INTO STARRING. I'D DO IT MYSELF IF I THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD PAY TO SEE MY FAT, PIMPLY ASS. WELL, I KNOW *SOMEONE* WOULD, BUT WE'D NEED MORE THAN ONE PERSON TO MAKE $$$....
DAMN I AM NOT SRSLY COMPLAINING HERE BUT HIS SHIRT IS ABOUT AN INCH TOO SHORT. THOSE LITTLE FLASHES OF SKIN ARE NICE.
ALSO I KNOW I SAID EARLIER THAT HE LOOKS LIKE PIERCE BRONSON BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT THIS DUDE OR HIS TWIN BRO DOES/DID GAY PORN. HE IS 1) TOO HOT, 2) HIS ASS IS WAY TOO NICE FOR STRAIGHT PORN. HOW WAS HIS ACTING?
I HAVE A SLOW AND DODGY INTERNET CONNECTION THAT IS SURE TO CONK OUT WHEN I AM 99% DONE. I WILL ASK THE GIRL WHO GAVE IT TO ME FOR THE TORRENT TRACKER SHE GOT IT FROM, IF IT HELPS - IF NOT, I DO NOT RULE OUT UPLOADING IT MYSELF BUT IT MAY NOT BE SOON. BTW THE THING IS IN ITALIAN AND DUBBED INTO RUSSIAN - BUT THEN, DO WE WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT? A CLUE?..
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ALSO, THIS ROBIN'S LACE-UPS PUT JA'S TO SHAME. MARIAN IS KIND OF CUTE, TOO, IF ODDLY EDWARDIAN.
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WITH THE WAY *THIS* ROBIN IS... PRANCING... AROUND, I WAS SURPRISED HE EVEN BOTHERED TO LACE UP HIS PANTS AT ALL! AND YES, MARIAN IS NICE IN A SULTRY, POUTY WAY.
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UNTIL THEN WE CAN ONLY DREAM........
(I DID ONCE PUT A PEEN IN BUT PPL MADE ME CUT IT, THE GIANT PUSSIES)
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HOW MANY TIMES MUST I RE-LEARN THE LESSON OF NOT SKIMMING IN CAPSLOCK? SERIOUSLY, I READ THIS LINE ABOUT 5 TIMES BEFORE REALIZING THAT MAYBE I SHOULD READ THE REST OF THE POST. IT WAS FUNNIER WITH JUST THAT LINE, THOUGH.
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...EVEN VAN HELSING, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH S3 GIZ DISGUISED AS THAT DUDE WHO PLAYED WOLVERINE
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BUCKLES AND ALL, BUT GIZZY IS BETTER.
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OMG! IDEA! WE SHOULD MAKE A PORNO! IT WOULD BE LIKE ZACH AND MIRI, ONLY WITHOUT THAT HORRIBLY ANNOYING ELIZABETH BANKS! AND MORE GAY STUFF! HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS, WE COULD OPEN UP OUR OWN PORN PRODUCTION COMPANY THAT SPECIALIZES FANDOM FILMS! WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?! OOH! HOW ABOUT "CAPSCOCK PRODUCTIONS"! I'M SERIOUS, WE SHOULD DO IT! OUR OWN MUM STARBUCK IS SUPER HOT, SO MAYBE WE COULD GOAD HER INTO STARRING. I'D DO IT MYSELF IF I THOUGHT ANYONE WOULD PAY TO SEE MY FAT, PIMPLY ASS. WELL, I KNOW *SOMEONE* WOULD, BUT WE'D NEED MORE THAN ONE PERSON TO MAKE $$$....
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OMFG HE IS SO FUCKING HOT
SHUT UP I KNOW YOU DISAGREE
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AND I THINK IF WE TOLD HIM WHAT WE WERE DOING AND THAT HE COULD SEE YOUR BOOBIEZ IN IT, HE WOULD SHOW YOU HIS PEEN ANYWAY.
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ALSO I KNOW I SAID EARLIER THAT HE LOOKS LIKE PIERCE BRONSON BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT THIS DUDE OR HIS TWIN BRO DOES/DID GAY PORN. HE IS 1) TOO HOT, 2) HIS ASS IS WAY TOO NICE FOR STRAIGHT PORN. HOW WAS HIS ACTING?
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HE WAS GOOD AT FUCKING, THOUGH, AND HAS A HOT BODY - BUT THAT IS OBVIOUS ANYWAY GIVEN WHAT HE WAS WEARING. NAME'S MARK DAVIS.
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P.S. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT DUDE IN A GAY PORN. I WOULD ACTUALLY LOVE TO SEE THIS PORN. CAN U UPLOAD IT TO WWW.YOURPORN.COM?
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