"THIS IS A DAGGER... I KNOW! I WILL CALL MYSELF... GARNET!" "UHH... GREAT PSEUDONYM, GARNET."
NUMBER TWO SOUNDS LIKE THE MAKINGS OF A REALLY REALLY DIRTY SURPRISE INCEST FIC. AND I NOW FIND MYSELF WONDERING WHY NOBODY HAS EVER DONE IT. SUDDENLY, IDEAS.
AND I'M ALL FOR FEMALE ZIDANE. IN FACT, I LIKE WHEN I FIND PIXIV ENTRIES ABOUT GENDERSWAPPED CHARACTERS, ESPECIALLY SQUALL AND CLOUD.
I'LL ADMIT AT THE AGE I PLAYED THE GAME I WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE I THOUGHT DARYL WAS ONLY A GUY'S NAME. I WAS LIKE "WAIT WHAT? SETZER WAS IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN?" WHICH WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, I WASN'T EXPOSED TO HOMOSEXUALITY (I ALMOST MISSPELLED THAT AS HOBOSEXUALITY, WHICH IS A HILARIOUS TYPO TO ME SO I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO MENTION IT IN PARENTHESES), SO I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE.
IN THE OPENING SEQUENCE OF FFXII I TOTALLY THOUGHT ASHE WAS MARRYING HER BROTHER (ALSO, PENELO AND VAAN WERE OBVIOUSLY BASTARDS OF RAMINAS SINCE THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE ESPECIALLY IN THE PARTY MENU)
I THOUGHT THE JINGLE SOUND IN FFVII FOR THE CATS WAS SELPHIE'S FAERIES (I THINK THE CATS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING BELLS AROUND THEIR NECKS BUT WHAT THE HECK?)
LIKE MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT AURON'S LEFT HAND WAS BROKEN
I THOUGHT FFV WAS GOING TO BE A FARIS/LENNA ROMANCE AND THEN WAAAAH IT WASN'T
I THOUGHT SEYMOUR'S JACKET WAS NAILED TO HIS NIPPLES (WHAT?)
JIHL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE EVIL BIG BAD OF FFXIII PULLING THE STRINGS BEHIND THE PUPPET BIG BAD -- WAIT, SHE'S NOT?
I THOUGHT FARIS WAS A GIRL IN THE BEGINNING OF FF5, AND WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN EVERYONE KEPT CALLING HER "HE."
THE REVEAL WAS KIND OF A, "OH BUTZ YOU ARE REALLY STUPID AREN'T YOU, SHE IS LIKE SIXTEEN PIXELS HIGH TO ME AND I NOTICED" MOMENT. MAYBE IT WAS THE LUXURIOUS PURPLE HAIR, IDK. WHICH IS SILLY BECAUSE MEN CAN HAVE LONG PURPLE HAIR TOO, BUT IN A 16-BIT GAME WHERE EVERYTHING'S SIMPLIFIED, YOU JUST KIND OF ASSUME.
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NUMBER TWO SOUNDS LIKE THE MAKINGS OF A REALLY REALLY DIRTY SURPRISE INCEST FIC. AND I NOW FIND MYSELF WONDERING WHY NOBODY HAS EVER DONE IT. SUDDENLY, IDEAS.
AND I'M ALL FOR FEMALE ZIDANE. IN FACT, I LIKE WHEN I FIND PIXIV ENTRIES ABOUT GENDERSWAPPED CHARACTERS, ESPECIALLY SQUALL AND CLOUD.
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THAT SHIT WAS TRAUMATIC YO
EDGE WOULD HAVE BEEN HOT AS FUCK IF HE HAD A PURPLE BEARD, BRB FANART
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INNOCENTZ IS A GLORIOUS THING
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IN THE OPENING SEQUENCE OF FFXII I TOTALLY THOUGHT ASHE WAS MARRYING HER BROTHER (ALSO, PENELO AND VAAN WERE OBVIOUSLY BASTARDS OF RAMINAS SINCE THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE ESPECIALLY IN THE PARTY MENU)
I THOUGHT THE JINGLE SOUND IN FFVII FOR THE CATS WAS SELPHIE'S FAERIES (I THINK THE CATS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING BELLS AROUND THEIR NECKS BUT WHAT THE HECK?)
LIKE MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT AURON'S LEFT HAND WAS BROKEN
I THOUGHT FFV WAS GOING TO BE A FARIS/LENNA ROMANCE AND THEN WAAAAH IT WASN'T
I THOUGHT SEYMOUR'S JACKET WAS NAILED TO HIS NIPPLES (WHAT?)
JIHL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE EVIL BIG BAD OF FFXIII PULLING THE STRINGS BEHIND THE PUPPET BIG BAD -- WAIT, SHE'S NOT?
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WHAT THE FUCK GAME DID I PLAY.
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THE REVEAL WAS KIND OF A, "OH BUTZ YOU ARE REALLY STUPID AREN'T YOU, SHE IS LIKE SIXTEEN PIXELS HIGH TO ME AND I NOTICED" MOMENT. MAYBE IT WAS THE LUXURIOUS PURPLE HAIR, IDK. WHICH IS SILLY BECAUSE MEN CAN HAVE LONG PURPLE HAIR TOO, BUT IN A 16-BIT GAME WHERE EVERYTHING'S SIMPLIFIED, YOU JUST KIND OF ASSUME.
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LENNA = SERAH
TRUFAX
(LIGHTNING NEEDS TO SAY "D'AAARRR" TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS. ALSO SHE NEEDS THE AMANO BLACK COAT WITH THE POINTY POINTY EPAULETS)
(IGNORE THE DYE JOB ABOVE, HER HAIR IS PINK AMANO ARE YOU COLOR BLIND?)
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