"I... AM... AN... OCTOPUS!"

[auronlu]

EXHIBIT A: PAULA TISO VOICEOVER FOR "LULU" IN FFX

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EXHIBIT B (TIMESTAMP 1:45): PAULA TISO VOICEOVER FOR "LAUGHING OCTOPUS" IN MGS
(WARNING: ICKY, TOTALLY NSFW.)

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EXHIBIT C:

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[salarta]

SOOO.... LULU IS A MALBORO? I DON'T GET IT.

[auronlu]

AND APPARENTLY THOSE BRAIDS OF HERS ARE VESTIGIAL TENTACLES

BUT ACTUALLY THIS CLIP MADE ME THINK SHE'S ACTUALLY ORTHOS/ULTROS FROM FFVI

THIS EXPLAINS THE PURPLE NAIL POLISH

AND THE EVIL GIGGLE SHOULD BE SUBTITLED BWEE HEE HEE

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OKAY NEVERMIND I JUST MAKE WEIRD ASSOCIATIONS BASED ON VOICE ACTOR / CHARACTER CROSSOVERS

NOOJ = SEPHIROTH WHO WILL GIVE YOU DIS PEAR

DRACE/ELMA/YUNALESCA IS MARRIED TO BARTHELLO/LUZZU WHO IS CHEATING ON HER WITH LUCIL/DONA

BARALAI AND GIPPAL ARE REALLY BROTHERS SO THAT MAKES THEIR SLASH FICS TWINCEST

RIKKU IS A POWERPUFF GIRL AND SHE'LL KICK YO ASS

NEVERMIND ME

[salarta]

I SHALL MIND YOU AND DEMAND EPIC LULU X MALBORO X ULTROS SEX THAT INCLUDES THE REVEAL OF LULU'S SHOCKING TRUE NATURE AS A MALBORO OCTOPUS HYBRID.

IT WOULD GO WELL WITH MY DECISION THAT RIKKU IS PART-CHOCOBO HENCE WHY SHE WEARS HER FIRST PUBE-FEATHERS PROUDLY IN HER HAIR OR AS EARRINGS.

[auronlu]

WHY DO I NEVER NOTICE THESE THINGS

AND NOW WHENEVER I SEE RIKKU I WILL THINK OF PUBE FEATHERS

I WONDER IF YOU HAVE ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR THE DISTURBING LACK OF ARMPIT HAIR WHICH WILL SOON BE RENDERED IN ITS FULL HD NON-GLORY

AS FOR THE LULU X MALBORO X ULTROS SEX SCENE I THINK I'VE SEEN A DOUJINSHI OF IT ALREADY