I HAS CRACK FROM RECENTLY CONCLUDED BLEACH CASUAL ARTBOOK-INSPIRED PHOTOSHOOT.
HAY AIZEN GUESS WHAT
OUR BANCOUCH, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS
YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME AS SEIFUKU ICHIGO FROM A WHILE BACK, AND NOW I HAS PICTURES THAT DO NOT INSULT MY MANHOOD.
"YOU THERE! WHAT! ...IS YOUR NAME? WHAT! ...IS YOUR QUEST?"
MY FEETS
THEY ARE GO WRONG WAI.
HENSHIN! OI URAHARA COME BACK WITH MY PIMPCOAT!
HOLLOW ATTACKS ON YOUR PHOTOGRAPHERS? MOAR LIKELY THAT YOU THINK.
BAN-KAI! ...NO JUTSU!
YOU TOO, URAHARA!
"NOW HOW WOULD A SEXY, YOUNG SHOPKEEPER LIKE ME KNOW HOW TO USE BANKAI?"
SO WE TRIED TO CONFUSE IT TO DEATH BY REENACTING BURIMIYU AND DOING IT WRONG.
AND IT WORKED.
BELIEVE IT!
URAHARA FELL FROM THE SKY AND HIS GLORIOUS ASS CAUSED ORIHIME TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER INNER PERV.
HAY URAHARA, FANGIRLS AFTER YOU AGAIN?
OH NOES HOLLOW TIEM AGAIN! AND THIS TIME IT'S A... MENOS BONITAS!
"FGSFDS FGSFDS" IS THE NOISE THAT MENOS BONITAS MAKE
*BITCHSLAP*
ALL: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ICHIGOOOOO!
ISSHIN: THAT'S MAH BOYYYYYY!
ICHIGO: PLZ TO BE ADOPTING ME, ANYONE.
EVERYONE WAS TOO SCARED TO TRY THE CAKE ORIHIME BAKED FOR ICHIGO. SHE COMBINED HIS FAVORITE FOODS - SPICY THINGS AND CHOCOLATE. WITH SOME RED BEAN PASTE AS AN EXTRA TREAT.
ISSHIN QUICKLY THOUGHT OF A WAY FROM SPARING EVERYONE FROM THE TRAUMA. EVERYONE BUT HIS ONLY SON.
EVENTUALLY REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS, ICHIGO WOKE UP TO THE DISTRESSING FEELING THAT SOMEBODY WAS EATING THE CAKE OFF HIS FACE. OH GOD IT'S ORIHIME'S RELEASED FORM!
MY PIZZA SPATULA KUNAI. LET ME SHOW YOU IT.
ISSHIN: HAY SON! NOW THAT YOU'RE A MAN, I THINK YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO INHERIT... MY PORN COLLECTION!
ICHIGO: I DON'T WANT IT!!!
ISSHIN: INSTANT REACTION! WHAT A GLORIOUS NOSEBLEED! YOU'LL GROW UP TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD MAN!
(FORGIVE THE BLURRINESS. PERSON HOLDING THE CAMERA WAS LAUGHING TOO HARD.)
IF YOU ARE WANTING TO VIEW THE OTHER PHOTOS EVEN IF THEY AREN'T CAPSLOCKY, PLZ TO BE
GOING HERE. WATCH OUT FOR THOSE MENOS BONITAS, K.
[EDIT] ACK I WANT TO REPLY TO YOUR DELICOUS COMMENTS WHILE HAVING DELICIOUS CAKE BUT I HAVE TO RUN SO FOR NOW I MADE HIGHER-RES VERSION OF PREVIEW IMAGE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.
BANCOUCH SAYS, "HAYYY GUYYYS!" PLEASANT DREAMS.