ONLY AVATARDS...
...COULD TAKE SUCH A JOYOUS OCCASION LIKE THE RELEASE OF ALL THIS NEW INFO, AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME SEETHE WITH RAGE. *DEEP BREATH*
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THE GUY ON THE POSTER IS NOT! OZAI! GUY ON THE POSTER IS BALD, HAS A FULL BEARD, AND A GIGANTIC EYE TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD. OZAI HAS A FULL HEAD OF HAIR, A TINY GOATEE, AND NO TATTOOS. WE HAVE SEEN THE ENTIRETY OF OZAI'S FOREHEAD, EYEBROWS AND ALL, AND THERE IS NO EYEBALL TATTOO ANYWHERE ON IT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW PEOPLE EVEN STARTED TO SPECULATE THAT IT WAS OZAI BECAUSE THEY LOOK NOTHING. ALIKE. NOT BY THE FURTHEST STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION DOES THIS GUY EVEN REMOTELY RESEMBLE OZAI. SO WHY IN THE FUCK IS EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER GUESSING THAT THIS GUY IS OZAI? WHERE DID THAT IDEA EVEN COME FROM?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON SAY "IS THAT GUY OZAI?" I'M GONNA START BRICKING PEOPLE. >:(
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THE GUY ON THE POSTER IS NOT! OZAI! GUY ON THE POSTER IS BALD, HAS A FULL BEARD, AND A GIGANTIC EYE TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD. OZAI HAS A FULL HEAD OF HAIR, A TINY GOATEE, AND NO TATTOOS. WE HAVE SEEN THE ENTIRETY OF OZAI'S FOREHEAD, EYEBROWS AND ALL, AND THERE IS NO EYEBALL TATTOO ANYWHERE ON IT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW PEOPLE EVEN STARTED TO SPECULATE THAT IT WAS OZAI BECAUSE THEY LOOK NOTHING. ALIKE. NOT BY THE FURTHEST STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION DOES THIS GUY EVEN REMOTELY RESEMBLE OZAI. SO WHY IN THE FUCK IS EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER GUESSING THAT THIS GUY IS OZAI? WHERE DID THAT IDEA EVEN COME FROM?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON SAY "IS THAT GUY OZAI?" I'M GONNA START BRICKING PEOPLE. >:(