Comments | capslock_atla: DREAMY

yukinoomoni in capslock_atla

DREAMY

Sep 20, 2011 16:25

ANYONE HAVE ANY BIZARRO-ATLA DREAMS LATELY?

I DID. I HAD A DREAM THAT YUE AND APPA MERGED, AND APPA BECAME A PREGNANT FEMALE, AND THAT'S WHERE THE OTHER SKYBISON CAME FROM. AND YUE WAS A BIZARRE DITZ, TOO.

THE WEIRDEST DREAM POSTED HERE GETS...THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THAT YOU SHOULD STOP EATING BEFORE BEDTIME.

atla dreams, so i heard the commenters are great

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scythe_of_time September 20 2011, 22:39:06 UTC

AANG IS A HOBO SPIDER, KATARA IS A PRAYING MANTIS (YA RLY), AND ZUKO... WELL, IT DON'T MATTER 'CAUSE HE DONE GOTS HIS HEAD EATEN*.

*DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SEX.

yukinoomoni September 20 2011, 23:04:31 UTC

BUT WHO DID HE HAVE SEX WITH? KATARA, AANG, OR BOTH, IN SOME SORT OF WEIRD INSECT THREESOME?

scythe_of_time September 21 2011, 06:49:22 UTC

KATARA.* THEY INVITED AANG TO JOIN THEM, BUT HE WAS TOO BUSY TENDING TO HIS EGGSAC.

*APPARENTLY MY BRAIN IS A ZUTARIAN?

yukinoomoni September 21 2011, 12:36:32 UTC

I BET AANG TOTALLY WATCHED.

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keithmex17 September 21 2011, 00:09:50 UTC

TOPH IN MANHATTAN USING HER EARTHBENDING AND METAL BENDING TO SLING FROM BUILDING TO BUILDING LIKE A BOSS ALL SPIDERMAN LIKE

yukinoomoni September 21 2011, 12:36:51 UTC

THAT IS AMAZING.

lariren_shadow September 21 2011, 01:25:41 UTC

ZUKO COMPETING WITH JASPER FROM TWILIGHT (NO REALLY AND I MEAN JASPER) FOR SOMETHING. KATARA YELLING AT ME FOR PLAYING WITH ALICE'S VISIONS ABOUT TRYING TO FLIRT WITH JASPER. APPA WAS ALSO THERE.

I THINK I WIN

amanda_violet September 21 2011, 01:31:34 UTC

I DUNNO, I'M ALWAYS DREAMING THAT MY FAVORITE FANFIC UPDATED OVERNIGHT AND THEN I'M FILLED WITH GLEE FOR THE REST OF THE DREAM... AND I WAKE UP AND IMMEDIATELY CHECK FOR UPDATES, ONLY TO HAVE MY HOPES CRUSHED WHEN IT'S CONFIRMED THAT IT WAS JUST A DREAM, AND NOT A PROPHETIC ONE.

( ... )

amanda_violet September 21 2011, 01:33:12 UTC

UH, WHY WAS MY COMMENT SCREENED? WAS IT BECAUSE OF THE LINK OR SOMETHING?

yukinoomoni September 21 2011, 12:37:39 UTC

YOUR COMMENT WAS SCREENED? I DON'T SEE IT. O.O

yukinoomoni September 21 2011, 12:40:21 UTC

THERE WE GO. I DIDN'T SEE IT UNTIL I CLICKED ON IT TO LINK. ALL UNSCREENED!

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aiffe September 21 2011, 02:00:34 UTC

WELL THIS ONE WAS AGES AGO AND I MAY HAVE TOLD IT HERE BEFORE, BUT I DREAMED THAT TEAM AVATAR LOST THE WAR AND ENDED UP SPLITTING UP AND ON THE RUN. OZAI WAS OUT OF THE PICTURE, BUT AZULA WAS FIRELORD. IT WAS REVEALED THAT SOKKA AND KATARA WERE ACTUALLY COUSINS, NOT SIBLINGS, THEY'D JUST BEEN RAISED AS SIBLINGS. THIS MADE THE FACT THAT THEY DID INCEST OKAY. (THEY WERE SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE GROUP, AND IN HIDING! THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO, OKAY?) SUKI, SEPARATED FROM THE GAANG, MORE OR LESS GAVE UP AND BECAME A WAITRESS. AZULA STARTED FREQUENTING HER RESTAURANT, AND THEY DID SEX. SUKI THOUGHT MAYBE SHE COULD CHANGE AZULA SLOWLY WITH LOVE AND GENTLE NAGGING, THEN SOKKA FOUND THEM AND AT FIRST WAS LIKE, "YAAY, SUKI!" BUT THEN HE FOUND OUT SUKI WAS NAILING THE FIRELORD AND WAS LIKE "YOU TRAITOR SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY I HATE YOU" AND SUKI WAS LIKE, "NO YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HER YOU DON'T KNOW HER LIKE I DO!"

AANG AND TOPH WERE...SOMEWHERE. NOT GETTING LAID, BECAUSE THEY ARE TWELVE.

yukinoomoni September 21 2011, 12:38:41 UTC

LMAO. OH MAN. THIS IS AMAZING.

dietotaku September 21 2011, 13:10:44 UTC

AND ZUKO IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. FOREVERALONE

scythe_of_time September 21 2011, 17:35:04 UTC

WAIT, BUT... SOKKA WAS REDNECK-INCESTING, SO HE HAS NO ROOM TO TALK!

ALSO, THIS PROBLEM COULD EASILY BE SOLVED BY A THREESOME (OR FOURSOME, IF KATARA WANTED IN ON IT).