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DEAR ALL, I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
IN THIS GAME, WE REVEAL FUNNY THINGS WE THOUGHT WHEN WE WERE FIRST EXPOSED TO STUFF AND THINGS IN FINAL FANTASY GAMES, ONLY TO DISCOVER LATER THAT WE WERE VERY WRONG.
I SHALL START BECAUSE IT ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO POST THEIR OWN AND ALSO BECAUSE ZEROMUS SAID HE WOULD MAKE ME PUT ON PANTS IF I DIDN'T.
1) CID'S SPRITE IN THE ORIGINAL FF4 MADE ME THINK HE WAS A ROBOT. NOT EVEN KIDDING, HE WAS THE MOST BADASS ROBOT EVER.
2) EDGE'S SPRITE IN THE ORIGINAL FF4 MADE ME THINK HE HAD A MANLY BEARD. PURPLE-BEARDED NINJA AHOY.
3) I THOUGHT GAU WAS A GIRL. A SEXY, SEXY WILD GIRL. I AM DISAPPOINTED THIS WAS NOT CANONICALLY SO.
4) ISN'T EMPEROR GESTAHL A DOG? WHAT, HE'S NOT? I'M 20 YEARS OLD AND I LEARN THIS NOW?
5) ON DISC 1 OF FF7, I THOUGHT SEPHIROTH AND AERIS WERE BROTHER AND SISTER BECAUSE OF THEIR HAIR.*
*I FOUND OUT EARLIER THIS YEAR THEY WERE FIRST THOUGHT UP AS BEING SIBLINGS, THEN LATER LOVERS, AND THE SIBLING PART WAS SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF THEIR HAIR.
IN THIS GAME, WE REVEAL FUNNY THINGS WE THOUGHT WHEN WE WERE FIRST EXPOSED TO STUFF AND THINGS IN FINAL FANTASY GAMES, ONLY TO DISCOVER LATER THAT WE WERE VERY WRONG.
I SHALL START BECAUSE IT ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO POST THEIR OWN AND ALSO BECAUSE ZEROMUS SAID HE WOULD MAKE ME PUT ON PANTS IF I DIDN'T.
1) CID'S SPRITE IN THE ORIGINAL FF4 MADE ME THINK HE WAS A ROBOT. NOT EVEN KIDDING, HE WAS THE MOST BADASS ROBOT EVER.
2) EDGE'S SPRITE IN THE ORIGINAL FF4 MADE ME THINK HE HAD A MANLY BEARD. PURPLE-BEARDED NINJA AHOY.
3) I THOUGHT GAU WAS A GIRL. A SEXY, SEXY WILD GIRL. I AM DISAPPOINTED THIS WAS NOT CANONICALLY SO.
4) ISN'T EMPEROR GESTAHL A DOG? WHAT, HE'S NOT? I'M 20 YEARS OLD AND I LEARN THIS NOW?
5) ON DISC 1 OF FF7, I THOUGHT SEPHIROTH AND AERIS WERE BROTHER AND SISTER BECAUSE OF THEIR HAIR.*
*I FOUND OUT EARLIER THIS YEAR THEY WERE FIRST THOUGHT UP AS BEING SIBLINGS, THEN LATER LOVERS, AND THE SIBLING PART WAS SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF THEIR HAIR.