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[capnduffle]

Dear Universe -

Me am lonely. I wish I knew why having a woman in my life seems to be so important to me. I just...really want somebody. I want a long-term, loving, comfortable relationship. NOW, DAMN IT!

I'd also like to win the lottery.

Thanks!

Sean

Comments

[spoonvag]

I think you should start buying some scratch tickets. Then you'll stand an okay chance at getting at least one of the two.

[capnduffle]

And chicks dig guys who gamble.