{ WARNING & PUNISHMENT }

[capn_redd]

Mr. Viking fang-face. Yes. YOU. Mr. Eric-I-snub-the-good-captain's-courteous-offer-of-cruelty-free-nourishment-Northman.

Naughty, naughty, naughty.

Captain Redd meant to give you a warning, but you've been such an INDUSTRIOUS, busy little bee, that he has no choice but to show you the consequences of your actions

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[audio]

[powerofgod]

He is not yours to punish.

[capn_redd]

[Redd blows a raspberry into the communicator.]

This is my ship. He is my passenger.

One plus one equals eleventy five on this boat, poodle.

[audio]

[powerofgod]

I care nothing for your unfounded assumptions. Eric is mine.

[Dem's fighting words, captain. Two for one vampire punishment palooza!]

[audio]

[ntjstapwn]

...the Captain is not one to pick a fight with.

*wtfareyoudoing? why does marco end up working with crazy people*

[suckmysilver]

This is where I feel regret?

[...well, he will feel something, yes.]

[capn_redd]

Regret is tricky, tricky, Sir Fangaslot. An elusive beastie that may or may not or may or may not exist on several or only some planes of existential banana fruits.

Uncle Reddy doesn't care about that so much as you learning quickly, otherwise he'll enroll you in remedial education! Wouldn't THAT be something hm hmmmmm?

[suckmysilver]

I learned a great deal this evening about the flavour of one of your passengers. I think that will suffice.

[talkingfishbone]

...Viking?

Seriously?

[He doesn't know a Viking named Eric, BUT.]