-=punishments!=-

[capn_redd]

MIS-TER WADE. WIL-SON!

I'll have you know that I am the only certified dentist on board! Not you! If you were so eager to see the craft in practice, you should have just asked, and for that I think that a periwinkle hammer can't flout your coal-burning plant, no matter how hard you try! St Aquinas was a rockstar, and you're a little too eager to

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[im_deadcol]

Whauh da fauhk!?

[Yeah, he's in the brig now, and he has his palm pressed against the side of his face to try and numb the pain by applying pressure to it... which doesn't work too well.]

[He spits.]

[This is outrageous, even by Wade's standards. At this point, they're just dicking around with him, aren't they?]

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage has a nice, brand spankin' new steel molar in his mouth. His face is healing up nicely.]

Hey, Lady.

[im_deadcol]

[Wade spits again.]

Whauh you wawn.

[He opens his mouth, closes it some, stretching his jaw a bit. Huh! That hurts like a bitch, actually! And he can't stop tongue-ing the damn space.]

[shenghuanzhe]

Just thought I'd fuckin' gloat a bit.

[Kage smiles to himself.]

Hey, they do hostages on your world?

[Kage holds up Wade's molar and looks at it.]

[teethofneedles]

Fuck you and fuck your boat, you fucking piece of kodoshit.

Gonna kill you one day. New purpose in life. You and your whole damn boat are gonna go up in fire and smoke and I'm gonna be the one who does it, you hear me? I can make fucking bombs! I'm going to blow your fucking ship to pieces and I don't care if I'm still on it when it goes!

Pirate bitch is gonna get another visit from me one of these days. But next time she's not gonna die fast. Fuck no. I'm gonna make her hurt. I'm going to hurt your crew, I'm going to hurt your fucking boat.

[capn_redd]

She's still alive. She's crying for you. Can you hear her shhhhhhhhhhh listen listen for it listen.

[teethofneedles]

I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR ENTRAILS OUT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING EYE SOCKETS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR LIVER WHILE YOU WATCH!

[capn_redd]

Would you like to talk to her, Karis?

[purplebiker]

You're a ship captain and a dentist?

What else can you do? Or, rather, what can't you do?

[capn_redd]

I can break a heart at forty paces.

[purplebiker]

Literally?

[capn_redd]

badum badum

[psychoticracer]

What are you yelling about now.

[capn_redd]

Why, did your ears break, dear man?

[psychoticracer]

Not in the slightest, but you've not said anything worth listening to, now have you.

[capn_redd]

He's a fool, my dear hound, he's a fool who doesn't have the understanding to see the glory.

But that's silly, Redd, he's just as capable as any person.

but look at how he gropes so blindly

You're quite right, old bean, he's a blind duck. Shall we kill him?

no let's watch him run for now, let's watch him play we can kill him later

if you insist

i do, oh, i do

kage kage bring me my rubber ducky

[noir_epoch]

...Right. Pretty definate you're not Father. He's weird, but he doesn't have your... colorful personality.

[capn_redd]

You like colors?

[noir_epoch]

Eh, much as the next guy, I guess. Thought I must say, it really depends on where they are, such as on your clothes, or in your mind. Your colors...

Are definately not mine.