{CREW LOCK UNHACKABLE}

[capn_redd]

And now that that is over with, duckies.

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, KAGE.

Comments

[shenghuanzhe]

Never thought you wouldn't. Sir.

[shenghuanzhe]

The fuck's that for?

[doctoronboard]

Why the fuck to you get to--

I...

[shenghuanzhe]

Why the fuck I get to what, doc?

[doctoronboard]

You get someone who understands you.

I will never get to feel like that again - never again.

So you're a fucking asshole.

[shenghuanzhe]

Fuck you, you jealous, malach'itach cunt. Y'don't understand a Zeshat-damned thing.

Tch, this guy's never been on a voyage before, his work's only fuckin' begun and he's cryin' cause he doesn't have anyone who understands him. Go on and snort some more shit up your nose. Maybe you'll get why I'd fucking kill Even if I could.

[doctoronboard]

I-- I've snorted enough of this shit up my nose - smoked it, shot up, what the fuck ever - I'm surprised I didn't die before--

I don't want to fight with you. You're an idiot and an asshole and I'm fucked. That's fucking it.

[shenghuanzhe]

Touch Even, I'll fucking end you.

[doctoronboard]

Why the hell would I touch your fucking boyfriend, Kage?

Fuck off.

I have ears to clone.

[shenghuanzhe]

Be as fuckin' jealous as you like, but touch him an' I swear to fucking Zeshat I'll make you wish you'd died with the rest of them.

Now do your fuckin' job.

[Click.]

[capn_redd]

Very good.

[shenghuanzhe]

You know I'm loyal to you, sir.

[capn_redd]

Yes, yes. You're a good man, Kage, but you have got to curb that ear fetish.

[shenghuanzhe]

Ch'tmenya'uk, il-harrana Redd.