i've got a headache

[capn4head]

i want to make some new year's resolutions... anyone have some recommendations?

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[jdx28]

Win at Texas Hold Em.

how about...

[solari]

grow some hair to cover up the forehead?
stop using 'roids?
eat more peas n pasta?
learn to crochet and/or whittle?
make sweet, sweet love to a blowup doll? oh wait, you've perfected that.

[fashionpants]

Finish producing Intergalactic Chris Solari and post it for the world to see.