Macaroni Necklaces

[capn_redd]

Poppets, oh lovies, my darlings~

Uncle Redd has a PRESENT for you all!

[No matter where your character is standing/sitting/sleeping, they will find that a multi-colored necklace made of dental floss and macaroni has fallen from the ceiling over their heads. These necklaces will be impossible to remove for an hour, but are otherwise harmless

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

What--

What is the meaning of this!

[So annoyed what the hell words cannot even adequately express the rage.]

[capn_redd]

Why, no meaning at all. Have you never enjoyed a singing macaroni necklace for the sheer joy of its whimsical charms?

How disappointing.

[It is now raining singing and dancing macaroni in your location. Surely all the Transformer needs is a positive experience to help him warm to the idea!]

[heavyweaponsbot]

No! And I had no wish to!

[He sputters, swearing in Cybertronian--where's the door, maybe if he leaves the room...]

I should blast you off your own ship for this scrap.

[capn_redd]

Sometimes we all find that there are OTHERS who know what is good for us, more than you might know yourself! Don't you feel grateful that Uncle Redd is looking out for all his little chicks?

[The singing and dancing pasta bits follow him out the door! You cannot escape the Mobile Musical Macaroni Manifestation!]

[heavyweaponsbot]

If you really knew what was good for me, you would have allowed my medic to keep his equipment!

No. I do not. I never will!

[akjdjs stomping on the pasta now damn it just die!]