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Macaroni Necklaces

Feb 22, 2010 21:13

Poppets, oh lovies, my darlings~

Uncle Redd has a PRESENT for you all!

[No matter where your character is standing/sitting/sleeping, they will find that a multi-colored necklace made of dental floss and macaroni has fallen from the ceiling over their heads. These necklaces will be impossible to remove for an hour, but are otherwise harmless ( Read more... )

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farfairersoul February 23 2010, 05:19:37 UTC

...This is the sound of my opinion of you dropping steadily, Captain.

[WHAT THE HELL.]

capn_redd February 23 2010, 05:26:06 UTC

Has your sense of childlike awe and wonder been wrung entirely from your heart, Razer?

Goodness.

We should do something about that.

STAT!

[POOF! Razer has been aged down physically. He now looks exactly as he did at the age of nine. This will last until the singing macaroni necklace can be removed, one hour later.]

There now, is that better, duckie?

1/I DON'T EVEN KNOW farfairersoul February 23 2010, 05:27:00 UTC

2/IDEK farfairersoul February 23 2010, 05:28:07 UTC

3/IDEK farfairersoul February 23 2010, 05:28:34 UTC

[Have some very keymashy little kid noises.]

4/6 farfairersoul February 23 2010, 05:29:14 UTC

5/6 farfairersoul February 23 2010, 05:30:04 UTC

[And the noises stop, to be replaced with some very slow, very obviously aggravated breathing.]

6/6 farfairersoul February 23 2010, 05:32:11 UTC

Normally I don't agree with the Baroness' plans to do you in, Captain.

Right now--after this--

[Frustrated--and very NINE-YEAR-OLD--growl.]

This had better be temporary.

capn_redd February 23 2010, 05:37:35 UTC

Now, now blade-knife-elf-man-boy.....elf. I've giving you a chance to recapture your youth!

[A small pink bicycle appears in front of Razer. It has a banana seat, a white basket on the front that is decorated with pastel colored plastic flowers, and a little bell that rings.

Paper trading cards with various birds on them have been taped to the frame so that it makes noise when in motion. It's the perfect bicycle for a little girl.]

Ride free, poppet! Free as the wind!

farfairersoul February 23 2010, 05:41:02 UTC

...Mar above I am going to kill you.

capn_redd February 23 2010, 05:45:07 UTC

Oh dear. I suppose I haven't gone quite far enough. You sound so angry still.

Tsk.

[Fiiiine Razer. Obviously you were holding out for the little license plate off the back of the bicycle seat that reads "GRLPWR" in sparkly purple letters.]

There is that better?

farfairersoul February 23 2010, 05:49:31 UTC

...

[...]

There aren't words for this.

There just--

[No one has ever heard a child as livid as this.]

There aren't words.

capn_redd February 23 2010, 06:17:54 UTC

I'm so pleased to hear you're enjoying my little gift. Really, I've rendered you speechless? I'm so proud of my-own-self!

farfairersoul February 23 2010, 06:20:06 UTC

[This is the sound of Razer THROWING HIS COMM AT THE FLOOR.]

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