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Oh, I forgot to mention: I bought socks tonight as planned.

Happiness can be bought.

And in my case it comes in the form on Ninja Turtle boxer-briefs from the boy's section of Wal Mart.

I'm wearing them right now.

Setting: Me and my cousin Mike walking through Target before closing looking for possible Christmas presents for his wife Caroline ( Read more... )

"Dude, it's Wednesday. You goin out tonight? You probably have plans?"

"Yes, I do. I'm going to buy new socks."

This is what came to mind after I realized I'm wearing socks that I've since I was 14 and that they are not only in the worst possible shape, but I also still have many other pairs like this.

Scandlous.

Picture it:

11 pm +

Me +

Kimberhooch +

McDonald's parking lot +

Weird Al cds +

Dancing in the car +

A great idea for next year's Halloween costume +

Down pouring rain =

A good fucking time.

Am I the only one who thinks that the song "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas takes back the feminist movement by like 140 years?

We all know I have my issues with the feminists, but that's more or less just the overly zealous ones.

It's still a funny song, though.

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