So basically, here's how the BANK HEIST went down today:
(1) Soundwave got GLaDOS and Kiryu inside. GLaDOS shuts down security. Starscream also offers additional help in this with his null rays.
(2) Kiryu and GLaDOS proceed to rob accounts via electronically. Accounts are random! If you want your character to suddenly have like NO MONEY, that's up to you. ♥
(3) Thundercracker, Starscream, and Soundwave nab all of the bank's cash. Swindle discreetly provides a getaway SUV. It is curiously tan and purple.
(4) Andrew unleashes a monster downtown for a distraction. (??) Uncertain of this since Soundwave and him have not actually spoken, but it is possible that Soundwave hired him very, very discreetly and anonymously. If you still agree to this, Soundwave will be giving you a happy cut of the cash.
(5) NITE OWL ATTEMPTS TO STOP THEM. IT IS MET WITH FAILURE.
(6) Soundwave spraypaints the roof. It is illogical, but oh-so-satisfying for him.
(7) The witnesses inside were knocked out. No deaths. It is very unlikely anyone can be identified except for the armor that 'Cracker and Screamer wear.
And yes, there is a newspaper release on this. Probably way more professional looking than I can make lmfao. I retained nothing in my Journalism class. But you get the idea. It might hit the news at about 5:00 PM game-time, if one thinks it is important enough to be mentioned anyway. It takes place in Queens.
QUESTION: Did we want this logged, or just assume it happened because it's kind of ridiculously complicated?