Religious ceremony

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WHO: Calvin, open
WHERE: The park
WHEN: Afternoon
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: Calvin's getting ready for winter early.
FORMAT: Quicklog

[Calvin is in the park, industriously raking up several large piles of leaves, assisted by his stupendous powers. This is probably bad news. There is a can of kerosene next to him. This is definitely bad news.]

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Ignition!

[more_surreal]

[Almost every leaf in the park has been raked into a series of enormous piles, the pattern of them roughly resembling a pentagram. Calvin's just finishing up spreading kerosene on each pile.]

Okay, is everyone ready for this?