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[quinnade]

WHO: Harley Quinn, Bullseye, Carnage, and the police.
WHERE: THE POLICE STATION and adjoining prison.
WHEN: Later that night. Preferably midnight.
WARNINGS: Violencia! Dementia! And Carnage.
SUMMARY: Norman hired Harley to break Bullseye and Carnage out of prison. Harley stays true to her word.
FORMAT: Quicklog.

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[antiduality]

[he was TRYING to get some sleep, although Spidershit had put that stupid thing next to his cell and it was pissing him off. Some gay little song on loop. GET OUT.

Just then, the symbiote glances up at the mysterious sound of... explosions. What. Is this the person Bullseye said was gonna bust them out? He drops onto the floor and grabs the bars, glancing out, trying to get a good look.]

[quinnade]

[ KABOOM. A well aimed dynamite hits Carnage's barred window. ]

[deadontarget]

[aaand Bullseye is just snapping out of his paralysis wiping off the spider-goo from his face]

IT'S ABOUT FUCKIN' TIME!

[antiduality]

SHIT!

[holds arm up as a shield against the blast, then stares]

... Aw fuck yeah!

[glances over at Bullz]

How's the paralyzed thing goin'?

[theprimerprime]

[Sentinel is in his office when he hears the first explosions and subsequent sirens. So, they actually had the guts to go through with an escape attempt, huh? Great. Just great.

He gets up, calls his energy lance to his hand and takes off toward the maximum security wing. If only he could have gotten away with killing those two when he had the chance...]

[quinnade]

[ Harley is running down the hall with a heavy sack. She's knocking out random employees with her bag and nearly knocks into Sentinel. ]

HEY! WATCH IT!

[ She raspberries before trying to get past him. ]

[theprimerprime]

[Brandishes the energy lance and blocks her path.]

I don't think so.

[quinnade]

[ Growls and swings her sack at him. ]

I don't got all day, mister!

[yippiekiyay]

First on the scene is John McClane, having hijacked a squad car to get on the scene.

"Talk to me, pal! What the fuck's going on?" comes his voice over the communicator.

[theprimerprime]

[Has to yell over the sirens in the background.]

Some femme in a clown suit and a lot of explosives. Carnage and Bullseye are out. Check the perimeter - they can't have gotten far.

[yippiekiyay]

"I'm on it!" he barks back, before peeling out and tearing down the streets around the prison, looking for a sign of... the gooey idiot and the other idiot.

Then it occurs to him that these are the kinds of psychos who might run TOWARD a cop car to swing their super-powered dicks around. So the siren starts to blare as he speeds off town towards the TM.

[androllout]

[over the radio]

Sentinel Prime's been injured. Pursue the perps, and get any assistance you can. Be on the lookout for a woman in a red and black clown suit carrying a large sack.

[frobocop]

[She'd come running when she heard the explosions, but hadn't quite reached the heart of the action until she heard Sentinel shouting for help. Atsuko runs down the hallway in heels idek what the fuck her canon is, whip in hand. She'll be damned if she lets that son of a bitch out on her watch.]

[theprimerprime]

[Spots her as he's still going after Harley.]

Jackson! Carnage and Bullseye are both out. Pursue and recover! McClane is already out there, he can assist you.

[quinnade]

[ Harley glances over her shoulder and cackles loudly. ]

They are? GROOVY!

[ She stops and pulls a hand grenade out of her sack. She bites off the top and throws it at her pursuers before racing off again. ]

[frobocop]

[Reacting both to the information and the grenade.]

Shit.