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[molecularity]

WHO: gwen and OPEN-ISH??
WHERE: an ice rink somewhere
WHEN: december 15
WARNINGS: nope
SUMMARY: gwen invites people to go ice skating!! falling on asses ensues.
FORMAT: WORDS. but, uh, no. whatever works. just tag yerselves in.

Comments

[incywincyhero]

[For a wonder, Peter Parker is actually less of a fashion disaster than some of the others at the rink. This has less to do with any sudden penchant for fashion as the fact that it's hard to go wrong with a grey wool peacoat, striped scarf, and plain black hat and gloves.

An observer might get the distinct impression that Peter is a shy person, since he skates about a thousand times better when he appears to think no one's watching him than when he knows they are.]

[incywincyhero]

[Dramatic wave of his free hand.]

Then let us be off, Miss Stacy, to see what adventures await us in yonder ... ice!

[And he'll push off, taking her with him at a rather faster, but still fairly sedate, pace.]

[molecularity]

[ she lets out a slight squeak as they get moving, but actually settles into the groove of skating again pretty easily. and she will also never admit there was a squeak. ]

You're pretty good at the Ye Olde Speech. I wasn't expecting that.

[incywincyhero]

Really? That's actually kinda disappointing. I thought girls thought it was funny that I'm so bad at it but do it anyway.

[molecularity]

I've never heard anyone else ever try it, so yeah. You're the best I've ever heard.

[incywincyhero]

Aha! Low standards. Now all becomes clear.

[He grins at her teasingly.]

[molecularity]

You don't really think I'd give a compliment like that without some strings attached, do you?

[ she would, but that's not the point. ]

[incywincyhero]

Wouldn't dream otherwise, Ms. Stacy.

[molecularity]

[ slight pause ]

Hey, thanks for coming along.

[incywincyhero]

Any excuse to procrastinate on Christmas shopping, right? But you're welcome. I'm glad I could make it.

[molecularity]

You've only got ten more days, you know. Nothing's gonna ship quick enough if you get it online and the stores are gonna be packed.

[incywincyhero]

Hey, I'm a -- [pitching his voice lower, but more dramatic] -- superhero, y'know. Adrenaline rushes come with the territory.

[molecularity]

I think that would be more of a headache than an adrenaline rush.

[incywincyhero]

That just makes it more challenging. It's like a handicap in a footrace. Mind you, it's never made a lot of sense to me that it's called a handicap...

[He twirls, rather pointedly.]

[molecularity]

Because English is weird, show-off.