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[finalpunchline]

WHO: A Comedian, an Action Hero, and a Mayor
WHERE: Walk into a bar
WHEN: on a Friday night (Oct 14)
SUMMARY: There's a punchline in this somewhere
WARNINGS: See people involved.
FORMAT: Quick?

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[doubleoohbaby]

[James isn't sure how he managed it, but he's dragged Mitch into this and they're on time. He's not even all that surprised when he spots Eddie already getting through a bottle to himself. Bond does similar these days, also no thanks to his own powers.]

You've started without us. [He comments as he pulls up a seat beside Eddie and flags for the bartender.]

[homomachinis]

[ And Mitchell is along for the ride as well. Unfortunately.

Okay, so he's somewhat alright with this, but the Mayor is damned uncomfortable when it comes to socializing. He is, however, going to make his way there, and sit down on the other side of James, and wait for the bartender, since his bodyguard has already done the hard work of flagging them down. ]

See, that's just fucking rude.

[finalpunchline]

[And Mitch already has Eddie laughing. He refills his own glass with the bottle at hand, not bothering to even pretend to offer to share while they wait.]

Now there's some straight shootin'. Answers how this poor bastard still has a job.

[doubleoohbaby]

[The barman doesn't waste time and James is ordering a whiskey for himself. Large. Extremely large. Maybe he'll just get the bottle later. Mitch can order his own drink.]

One of the most charming politicians I've ever met. [Oh wait, that was sarcasm.]