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Aug 17, 2011 14:02

WHO: arakhnes & fastburning
WHERE: joh...nny's apartment because jess' is out of the question
WHEN: TODAY. afternoon.
WARNINGS: dumb. so much dumb. i am tripping over all this dumb.
SUMMARY: apparently good things need to be ruined by stupid girls.

o o p s
FORMAT: always action

i'd drown all these crying babies, if i knew that their mothers wouldn't cry. i'd hold them down and i'd squeeze real soft, to let a piece of myself die )

johnny storm | the human torch, jessica drew | spider-woman

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fastburning August 17 2011, 20:17:48 UTC
[ johnny is just watching this is absolute bemusement. these movies are so awful what. but whatever it's cool he can drape himself all over girlfrand. and some of these girls aren't bad looking so. ]

This is seriously gross. She just stabbed that girl with a pencil.

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arakhnes August 17 2011, 20:37:47 UTC
That's like, the weakest scene in the movie!

[ SO DELIGHTED ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD snuggling up with boyfran. ]

Besides, look at how they're all into Ashley now. Not that it matters, they're all gonna die.

Except Ash. Of course.

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fastburning August 17 2011, 20:46:23 UTC
What? Why doesn't Ashley die?

[ sliglty worried. why is his girlfrand so into this? johnny is just...looking at this. somewhere between grossed out and interested... ]

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arakhnes August 17 2011, 20:48:23 UTC
Because he's the main character.

[ because your girlfrand has horrible taste in movies. wait until mega shark v giant octopus ]

And if he dies, they can't do two sequels plus a musical.

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