I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you

[crabulous]

WHO: Doctor Zoidberg & Doctor Strange
WHERE: A yogurt shop on Bleecker Street
WHEN: Monday mid-day
WARNINGS: Zoidberg eating...
SUMMARY: The Doctors Zoidberg and Strange eat yogurt!
FORMAT: Paragraphs forever

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[hoaryhosts]

The papers to have that blasted yogurt shop removed from the lower floors of his Sanctorum had come through at exactly midnight Monday morning. This was, of course, too early to really do anything about it. But by 10am, Stephen had called the real estate company to inform them that they no longer had the right to decide what manner of business leased the highly desirable ground level retail space available at 177 Bleecker Street. Rather, that he expected the current lessees to vacate by the end of the month, or he would take legal action. This was actually a quite the bluff as the only lawyer he knew even vaguely personally in this world was Matt Murdock, and somehow he didn't think whining to the man who definitely isn't Daredevil, no sir, about the unfortunate side effects of alternate dimensions and losing one's home would really help. Besides, Stephen realized he was being woefully childish and he didn't need the insult of a blind man telling him such

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[crabulous]

Zoidberg's mouth frills twisted delicately as he sampled the aromas in the air. He was so engrossed in tasting the fruity scents that he didn't even notice the gasps of horror from the teenagers at the counter, nor was he paying much attention to the fact that his beloved Bingo had wandered over to that weird Vincent Price looking fellow to sniff and inspect him. No, no, Zoidberg was too busy staring into the yogurt case, drool dripping from his lipless mouth