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[ikillforsupper]

WHO: Lois London AKA MORTIS!! and her favorite troll, Yusuke
WHERE: the jail
WHEN: today
WARNINGS: Lois is ragey and Yusuke is...Yusuke-ish
SUMMARY:Yusuke visits Lois. She is so going to try and kill him. DAMN YOU BLUE BOX.
FORMAT: quick

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[spiritgun_punk]

[Having a bad day, Lois? YUSUKE'S HERE TO CHEER YOU UP. Or...well, make fun of you. Whatever. Same thing.

He'd actually only swung by to drop off some paperwork, but hey, while he's here, he might as well visit. So he's standing outside Lois's cell. Smirking.]

[spiritgun_punk]

[That just means he has to start knocking on the glass.]

[ikillforsupper]

[God he's persistent. Lois crosses her arms, still trying to ignore. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

[spiritgun_punk]

[He starts tapping out the rhythm to Spice Girls songs. And humming.]

[ikillforsupper]

[She manages to ignore it for a few moments, but it becomes too much and she unleashes all of her energy at him. She screams and bangs against the floor.]

[spiritgun_punk]

[Shut up, he did not just nearly have a heart attack.

But lol, it didn't work. So he just flashes her a huge smile.]

Wow. Sucks that you're in there, huh? I bet that attack would've knocked me on my ass.

[ikillforsupper]

I'll get out of here eventually. When I do, I will watch the skin fall off your bones.

[spiritgun_punk]

Yeah, yeah. Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

[So unconcerned.]

[ikillforsupper]

[Annnnnnnnnnnd back to ignoring]

[spiritgun_punk]

Hey.

[Pause. Then he practically smooshes his face up against the wall of the box.]

Hey, hey, hey. Hey Mortis. Hey.

[ikillforsupper]

[Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.]

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

[spiritgun_punk]

Hi.

[lol.]

[ikillforsupper]

[She hates you SO MUCH. Glare glare glare.]

[spiritgun_punk]

[JUST CACKLING. Phew god, he can't breathe he's laughing so hard.]