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[tallandclueless]

Well, conquering the planet is just out of the question! I've got the wrong programming and no support

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[darkhours]

What was your old job?

[tallandclueless]

Leader of an amazing alien race! [you can almost hear the beaming smile in his voice]

[darkhours]

I thought you said conquest was bad...

[tallandclueless]

Eh? When?

[pinkpinkpeach]

I have never had 'donuts'. What are they like?

[tallandclueless]

Uhm, amazing. They're made of dough and deep fried then covered in various toppings and you can just FEEL your arteries CLOGGING!

[tallandclueless]

Wait, I think it's a different Jim!

[tallandclueless]

They're uhhhhhhh... [a pause as he goes to look] Right here! [he sends Kirk the location straight to his comm]

They're the best donuts I've found! Local company, I think. Always the best.

[Voice]

[flowersnotboys]

Someone's is certainly reaching high.

[voice]

[tallandclueless]

Yes! I think so.

[voice]

[flowersnotboys]

Planning on conquering the coffee shop after that?

[voice]

[tallandclueless]

[a pause]

... What's coffee?

[whipitperfect]

A foolish plan concocted by a foolish fool. I assume you know that simply eating doughnuts doubtless violates the terms of your contract, even if, as I assume, you've managed to keep from breaking the law as surely your manager deducts the price from your pay?

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[tallandclueless]

[tallandclueless]

... What.

[whipitperfect]

Exactly what I said. Try to keep up, I don't enjoy wasting words.