[30th Scream] thirty posts what the hell is wrong with me?!
[The timestamp on the first video reads 9:30 PM. Everything's black at first, and the only sounds are an electric hum, the sound of what must be the world's tiniest jet engines, and the wind]
[the camera turns and you can see lights below. Looks like there's a crowd. Some people point, and then... ]
[BOOM. FIREWORKS. WOAH. EXPLODING AROUND WHOEVER THIS IS.]
[There's a familiar cackling laugh]
AHAHAHAH, WOOO!
[the camera does a sicking lurch as Starscream spins into a death spiral down straight through the fireworks, light exploding around him. He must be wearing his armor, because he's still laughing]
THIS IS HOW YOU CELEBRATE! May not care about your war of independence, Americans, but slag you know how to throw a party!
[cuts out]
[private to 'cons // also Skyfire]
[and then the camera comes back on, revealing a slightly giddy Starscream with his hair mussed, sitting in his apartment. Timestamp is 12:00 am on the 5th.]
So ahhh. [runs hand through his hair] Right. Oregon trip. I've got tickets for Shockwave, Soundwave, myself, and Skyfire; and I went ahead and bought some for GLaDOS as well, if you want to come... Blackarachnia, Thundercracker, are either of you at all interested in this trip? We'll be flying out on the 8th and coming back on the 13th. I think we have. Some sort of plan. Involving camping and Mt. Saint Helens and some... stuff near Portland. And the Eastern Desert.
...
heee [someone is clearly still giddy from STUPID FLYING STUNTS forgive him]
Right. Commander Starscream, out.
[the camera turns and you can see lights below. Looks like there's a crowd. Some people point, and then... ]
[BOOM. FIREWORKS. WOAH. EXPLODING AROUND WHOEVER THIS IS.]
[There's a familiar cackling laugh]
AHAHAHAH, WOOO!
[the camera does a sicking lurch as Starscream spins into a death spiral down straight through the fireworks, light exploding around him. He must be wearing his armor, because he's still laughing]
THIS IS HOW YOU CELEBRATE! May not care about your war of independence, Americans, but slag you know how to throw a party!
[cuts out]
[private to 'cons // also Skyfire]
[and then the camera comes back on, revealing a slightly giddy Starscream with his hair mussed, sitting in his apartment. Timestamp is 12:00 am on the 5th.]
So ahhh. [runs hand through his hair] Right. Oregon trip. I've got tickets for Shockwave, Soundwave, myself, and Skyfire; and I went ahead and bought some for GLaDOS as well, if you want to come... Blackarachnia, Thundercracker, are either of you at all interested in this trip? We'll be flying out on the 8th and coming back on the 13th. I think we have. Some sort of plan. Involving camping and Mt. Saint Helens and some... stuff near Portland. And the Eastern Desert.
...
heee [someone is clearly still giddy from STUPID FLYING STUNTS forgive him]
Right. Commander Starscream, out.