6th Scam [video]

[conartistcon]

[hi Sanjay. hi very very frazzled Sanjay with no sunglasses, messy hair and bags under his eyes. His hands are clamped over his ears]

[Oh, and his apartment? COVERED in Tribbles. COVERED. And they're all screeching up a storm.]

I only took home one! How come there are so fragging many of them?!

[you can barely hear him over the screaming

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[oww_myhead]

Sanjay, you FOOL!

I'll bring my Bug over. We'll put them into some containment boxes I made. Then we'll drop them into a volcano or something!

[conartistcon]

Some advance warning would have been nice!

Why are they screeching like this?!

[oww_myhead]

It's not MY fault that apparently there's only like. FIVE OF US who's ever watched Star Trek.

I dunno, are you a Klingon?

[conartistcon]

What the frag is a Klingon?!

[okay, he's hit his breaking point. That's a giant-ass gun mounted on his arm and that's a big purple blast of energy and that's a big smoking tribbleless crater where his couch used to be]

[they're still not done screeching oh sparks]