27th Scream
Soundwave, where the slag were you last night?
[Filtered to members of the Coalition]
Gentlemen, I have excellent news. I have managed to secure a source of funding for our projects, an extraordinarily lucrative one. I am willing to share these funds if needed in exchange for, well, whatever help you can provide me.
I'd also simply like a status report.
Speaking of said help. I'd like to know if any of you are roboticists and/or geneticists. I may have a little project I need some help with. I'll pay quite generously for your services.
[Private to Shockwave]
I have a project for you. A matter of scientific inquiry.
[Private to Soundwave]
Everything else aside, how is Dancitron coming?
Skyfire, get a real job.
***
Alright, to the rest of you... people.
I've been reading Earth literature of late and I was wondering if any of you had any suggestions. I have thus far read some Shakespeare, Frank Herbert, Issac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Machiavelli, Ayn Rand, and Dante. While much of your science fiction is well-written (if laughably inaccurate in some regards) I find a great deal of it to be incredibly insulting. "Thou shalt not make a machine mind in the likeness of a man's?" Bah! What about, "Thou shalt not make a human mind in the likeness of a machine's?" It is not we who resemble you; it is you who resemble us.
So. Recommendations, I should like them.
[Filtered to members of the Coalition]
Gentlemen, I have excellent news. I have managed to secure a source of funding for our projects, an extraordinarily lucrative one. I am willing to share these funds if needed in exchange for, well, whatever help you can provide me.
I'd also simply like a status report.
Speaking of said help. I'd like to know if any of you are roboticists and/or geneticists. I may have a little project I need some help with. I'll pay quite generously for your services.
[Private to Shockwave]
I have a project for you. A matter of scientific inquiry.
[Private to Soundwave]
Everything else aside, how is Dancitron coming?
Skyfire, get a real job.
***
Alright, to the rest of you... people.
I've been reading Earth literature of late and I was wondering if any of you had any suggestions. I have thus far read some Shakespeare, Frank Herbert, Issac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Machiavelli, Ayn Rand, and Dante. While much of your science fiction is well-written (if laughably inaccurate in some regards) I find a great deal of it to be incredibly insulting. "Thou shalt not make a machine mind in the likeness of a man's?" Bah! What about, "Thou shalt not make a human mind in the likeness of a machine's?" It is not we who resemble you; it is you who resemble us.
So. Recommendations, I should like them.