8th Fantasy // Voice Post

Jun 18, 2009 17:56

AAAUUUGGH!

What the heck is wrong with you people?

Letting me humiliate myself by going around with my hair combed and saying 'please' and stuff is one thing. I can even let the homework slide, I get how busy everyone was hunting down those stinkin' brain-eating freaks. Thanks a bunch to the guy who zapped mine, by the way.

But how could you have let me get away with selling all my comic books?! I must have been completely deranged to even think about that! Couldn't you all tell I wasn't in my right mind? Why didn't you lock me up or something? Put me in a straitjacket? Break out the tranquilizers?

I've had to rebuild my collection from scratch in this darn dimension, and now I have to do it all over again! And since stupid brain-sucked me didn't insist on full market value, I don't even have the dough to do it with!

I need a way to make money or score a whole bunch of free comic books. Possibly both. Any ideas?

Oh, and the plane's totally back on, by the way. Takeoff's postponed until I've got this important stuff figured out, though.

calvin | stupendous man

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