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[reformedrogue]

[The camera is full of whiskery snout and beady eyes. Whuffle, sniff. Noseprint. Piper gently removes the rat to his shoulder, making a face as his ear gets the same whuffle, sniff treatment, and wipes the lens clean with the sleeve of his green shirt.]

This here is one nameless male rat. I'm really crap at naming. And I realize this is the most ridiculous post ever, but at least I'm not singing, right?

[Obligatory pause for potential irony, followed by a shrug.]

Not singing. So, name suggestions?