Well if dis ain’t ta’ strangest dream I ever had, I dunno what is!
Gotta’ love’em nice and peaceful like these. Lessee, whadda’ I got here? A fancy city, beautiful women, an’ I coulda’ swore I seen myself a real cheeseburger in onena’ dem windows downtown.
[a sigh]
Joie de vivre… If only dis was all real. I mean. ‘taint too great bein’
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I t'aught.
Hey Cher, you wouldn't mind tellin' me what's really goin' on here, would you?
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You have been ported to this city by a false Iron Man. Little more than a robot. It is despicable, but currently, we know of no way out. Initially, this robot claimed that we were here to replace the missing police force and act as “heroes,” but has long since abandoned this farce. In short: we are stuck in an alternate universe. You are very much awake. Do as you wish.
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Well pinch or not, it's real and you'll be stuck here for awhile.
Have fun.
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Mind doin' da pinchin' for me?
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Do I get da pleasure of knowin' who you are, sunshine?
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Warren Worthington III, Angel, Archangel, War, Death, take your fucking pick what you want to call me!
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Sorry, mon ami, I admit I done some pretty nasty stuff, but I sure as hell din't do t'at.
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You--you used me! You didn't even---you didn't--
Why?
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