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[phallboy]

Hello and welcome to hell, those of you I haven't spoken to yet.

To those of you I have, and who may or may not be harboring certain suspicions against me: knock yourselves out. The fact of the matter is that Near is not dead, and he will be found one way or another.

[filtered from villains // intentionally hackable]And as a side note - to those

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[encrypted to Mello]

[hellraiser02]

There a reason you've had a sudden lapse in coding knowledge, Mellolo?

[encrypted to Duo]

[phallboy]

. . . Must have forgotten.

[encrypted to Mello]

[hellraiser02]

Right.

Be careful.

[encrypted to Duo]

[phallboy]

Uh-huh.

not filtered; voice

[daughterinexile]

I require armament.

Are you the one known as M.

text forever

[phallboy]

Yes, that's me. What are you looking for?

[daughterinexile]

A working blade. Do you trade in such things?

[phallboy]

Of course. Give me length and weight specifics if you want, or you can come in and browse.

[Private]

[luckpuns]

Could use some more explosives.

[Private]

[phallboy]

I figured you might.

[Private]

[luckpuns]

Got any flash grenades?

[Private]

[phallboy]

Of course. Give me a number and I'll have it ready.

[mindofsteel]

Oh, are you the one with the weapon store?

Do you sell knives? Big ones?

[phallboy]

Big or enormous, if you'd prefer.

[mindofsteel]

Well, if they were too big, they'd probably be something else. Some sort of sword, maybe.

Um, about how much does a decent pair go for?

[phallboy]

[something significantly below market price god I'm way too lazy to research this]

[frobocop]

You sell weapons.

[phallboy]

That's the general idea.