1st fantasy: VOICE POST
Hey! Hey, is this thing working, or what? I might be a legendary genius, but there's only so much even I can do with unfamiliar technology. C'mon, somebody talk to me out there!
This is a travesty! I have rights! I have liberties! I have goofing off with Hobbes big important plans which have been placed in jeopardy by this horrible kidnapping!
I want a way home, and I want a lawyer to sue somebody over this, and I want a million dollars compensation for emotional and psychological trauma, and a book deal for a bestselling tell-all tale about this terrible ordeal and how I handled it with stoic grace and inspiring courage, with a film option attached! Oh, and I'm going to need a signed note explaining why I'm not in school right now. Believe me, no matter how much evidence I provide that this wasn't my idea, I'll still get in trouble over this without one.
C'mon people, I haven't got all day. Let's see some action here!
This is a travesty! I have rights! I have liberties! I have goofing off with Hobbes big important plans which have been placed in jeopardy by this horrible kidnapping!
I want a way home, and I want a lawyer to sue somebody over this, and I want a million dollars compensation for emotional and psychological trauma, and a book deal for a bestselling tell-all tale about this terrible ordeal and how I handled it with stoic grace and inspiring courage, with a film option attached! Oh, and I'm going to need a signed note explaining why I'm not in school right now. Believe me, no matter how much evidence I provide that this wasn't my idea, I'll still get in trouble over this without one.
C'mon people, I haven't got all day. Let's see some action here!