Series V - (Video Post!)
*Cue the video feed a la Cloverfield, with the camera jittering all over the place. There's a blur, a jolt, and then it resolves into a picture of the floor of the MAC lobby. That's sideways. The camera has obviously been overturned. A pair of black boots scuffles into frame, chasing something that's moving slightly too fast for the camera to pick up properly. Then, a voice, which is annoyed:*
Hold the smeg still, you smegging smeggy smegger!
*The boot accidentally uprights the camera, revealing the entirety of the lobby. It is crawling, positively crawling with what look like little Aibo robot dogs, only not as cute. They are upturning trash cans, tearing sofa cushions, cracking windows and knocking over lamps, and just generally wrecking the place.*
*In the background is Starscream. He is trying to 'fix' one of the Aibos, with greater success than poor Rimmer is having. Rimmer ducks into frame, having successfully grabbed a 'bot himself, and is trying to peel a panel off the back with his fingers.*
Erm. Terribly sorry, we seem to be having a minor issue with these. Shoddy materials, you know how it is. If you find one of these in your room or outside, please bring it directly to me, I'll fix it. Don't panic!
((OOC: See this post here. If you want to play, feel free to find one or more of the Faux-Aibos in your room at the MAC, or even further afield if you wish. The bots are not big or strong enough to do any real damage (if they bite they won't even break the skin), but they are really, really annoying. Trashing your desk, eating your homework, etc. etc. If you don't wish to play, then the 'bots did not get into your room, you lucky sod. Happy hunting!))
Hold the smeg still, you smegging smeggy smegger!
*The boot accidentally uprights the camera, revealing the entirety of the lobby. It is crawling, positively crawling with what look like little Aibo robot dogs, only not as cute. They are upturning trash cans, tearing sofa cushions, cracking windows and knocking over lamps, and just generally wrecking the place.*
*In the background is Starscream. He is trying to 'fix' one of the Aibos, with greater success than poor Rimmer is having. Rimmer ducks into frame, having successfully grabbed a 'bot himself, and is trying to peel a panel off the back with his fingers.*
Erm. Terribly sorry, we seem to be having a minor issue with these. Shoddy materials, you know how it is. If you find one of these in your room or outside, please bring it directly to me, I'll fix it. Don't panic!
((OOC: See this post here. If you want to play, feel free to find one or more of the Faux-Aibos in your room at the MAC, or even further afield if you wish. The bots are not big or strong enough to do any real damage (if they bite they won't even break the skin), but they are really, really annoying. Trashing your desk, eating your homework, etc. etc. If you don't wish to play, then the 'bots did not get into your room, you lucky sod. Happy hunting!))