004 ➵ voice

[goshilovearrows]

( okay there is a lot going on this feed-the clatter of drinks and the murmur of various conversations, and also some music that sounds distinctly tropical. eventually, clint’s voice can be heard. )

So, we’re in Tahiti. We should be back in a few days, but I thought we’d ask if anyone wanted a souvenir, or something.

It's a well-deserved va-cay

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perms the action

[shesmashes]

[ meanwhile Shulkie will be lounging back on like one of those pool chairs dressed in some fabu cute bikini combo and this giant floppy hat ]

You don't think they'll be too mad, do you?

[shesmashes]

I realized that a looooong time ago. That's what makes it fun!

[goshilovearrows]

Maybe I should try getting used to the idea.

[shesmashes]

Well, if you're going to hang with me...

[goshilovearrows]

I think I'm already doing that.

[shesmashes]

You better be able to keep up with me then, baby!

[ laughing ]

[goshilovearrows]

( glances at drink. slowly. chugs it. )

I'm good to go.

[shesmashes]

Just one?

[ oh and shes getting up and scooting over to wherever hes sitting SCOOCH OVER ]

Every drink they have available. Let's do it.

[goshilovearrows]

( scooching. also throwing an arm around her aww yiss. )

Waiter! We'd like two of everything!

[shesmashes]

[ just snuggling up to. the waiter's looking at them like they're crazy but it's also some white dude and a seven foot tall green lady so uh

anyways in a few minutes he and a bunch of other waiters are coming back over with trays of bottles and glasses of all sorts of drinks

Shulkie's grabbing one (its a Jägerbomb) ]

We'd neeeever be able to get away with this back in the City.

[goshilovearrows]

Everyone would judge us and ruin our fun.

( because he is eyeing all these things and picking up something or other and taking a long sip. )

[shesmashes]

The Avengers don't know how to relax and just have fun. Why do you think I got kicked out?

[ she is just chugging her drink man ]

[goshilovearrows]

Well, to be fair, relaxing-- ( pauses to have some more of this drink ) can't be on the same menu as saving the world.

[shesmashes]

I saved the world all the time! You can't blame me for wanting to throw some parties to celebrate though.

[ BITTER. drinks more bitterly ]

[goshilovearrows]

Hey, I don't. ( all the drinks!! )

[shesmashes]

Well, you weren't -- [ around woops. ] -- Point is, I so got kicked out of the mansion for no good reason.