[The comm pans around at eye level with the engrained habit of a professional cameraman providing a scene-setting street shot. It then swivels to the face of the City's latest man in tights
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Good 'ol Blue Balls went home, buddy. And with him, all the lowest hanging fruit of sex jokes. [Dramatically pulls santa hat from atop head to press to his heart somberly.]
ANYWAY heck yeah it's totally an initiation thing. Next is your dramatically convenient coma! Everyone gets one.
[Yet another stranger insults his outfit; everyone in the City is a fashion critic, it seems.]
Dude, you're like the fourth guy to tell me that. I get it, people don't dig the suit. Whatever, you're probably all just jealous of my flames and stuff.
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ANYWAY heck yeah it's totally an initiation thing. Next is your dramatically convenient coma! Everyone gets one.
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And, uh... What's a coma got to do with anything?
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Dude, you're like the fourth guy to tell me that. I get it, people don't dig the suit. Whatever, you're probably all just jealous of my flames and stuff.
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