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[mylensisonyou]

[The comm pans around at eye level with the engrained habit of a professional cameraman providing a scene-setting street shot. It then swivels to the face of the City's latest man in tights

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[themouthymerc]

Good 'ol Blue Balls went home, buddy. And with him, all the lowest hanging fruit of sex jokes. [Dramatically pulls santa hat from atop head to press to his heart somberly.]

ANYWAY heck yeah it's totally an initiation thing. Next is your dramatically convenient coma! Everyone gets one.

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[mylensisonyou]

[Tighten laughs appreciatively at the nickname Blue Balls] Good one!

And, uh... What's a coma got to do with anything?

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[acrossyourpath]

I hope it wasn't urgent. Your stuff. You're going to be here a while.

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[mylensisonyou]

Yeah, it kinda was. There's a supervillain back home, and he keeps kidnapping my girlfriend! I'm the only one who can stop him.

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[acrossyourpath]

Nothing you can't get pick up where you left off later. Promise.

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[mylensisonyou]

Well, yeah, but... I don't know, maybe someone's going to miss me or something?

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[barnaboo]

Your spirit isn't bad, but the costume could use a fair amount of work.

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[mylensisonyou]

[Yet another stranger insults his outfit; everyone in the City is a fashion critic, it seems.]

Dude, you're like the fourth guy to tell me that. I get it, people don't dig the suit. Whatever, you're probably all just jealous of my flames and stuff.

[barnaboo]

Flames are rarely appropriate decoration. They read as tacky, not intimidating.

[mylensisonyou]

Tacky, amazing, tomato, tomahto.