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[daft_old_man]

[Oh, it's the Doctor channel. Today the show is set in a simple downtown jail cell full of all sorts of nefarious types and the Doctor. Yep. He's currently yelling at an officer.]Oi! I was trying to save the city! How was I to know he kept his wallet in his coat, an EVIL coat might I add! You can't lock a man up for saving someone from an evil coat

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[kings_thief]

[Hold on, he's trying to keep a straight face....it's not working very well.]

If your friend can't help you, I could probly bust you out.

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[daft_old_man]

Bust me out? Hm, I'm not sure that would be such a good idea. Besides, they took my sonic!

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[kings_thief]

I dunno what a 'sonic' is, but I haven't met a lock I couldn't deal with yet.

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[daft_old_man]

It's my screwdriver and it's very important that I get it back.

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[unetrustworthy]

[A tiny voice comes through, far more dryly given how obvious it is that the speaker is fairly young]

How exactly can a coat be "evil"?

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[daft_old_man]

Oh all sorts of ways. Mostly alien possession, but it could have simply been manufactured to be evil.

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[unetrustworthy]

[Still not completely buying it]

What's so evil about it?

[daft_old_man]

Static. And these purple triangles that zapped you when you got too close to the fellow.

[wrong_sometimes]

...I'm going to need to start keeping bail money handy, aren't I?

[daft_old_man]

I have money. Ted pays me all the time. Well, every week at least which is like all the time.

[wrong_sometimes]

So you just need someone to bring it to the jail?

[daft_old_man]

Yes! Exactly! It's in my pajama drawer.

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[suitedforcoffee]

[Ianto looks...less than pleased. He's disheveled and flushed, but not in a pleasant way. It's apparent from what can be seen behind him that he's in the Doctor's house.]

Jack is a little tied up right now, Doctor. I've been trying to get in touch with you for the past twenty minutes. Get out of there and help me.

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[daft_old_man]

[Have some frowning]

Yes, well, I'm very flattered, but I think you and Jack are more than enough for each other.

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[suitedforcoffee]

[Ianto's mouth thins, looking distinctly unimpressed.]

Get your mind out of the gutter. There's something wrong with him.

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[daft_old_man]

[What can one expect when dealing with Jack?]

What did he do now?

[backatthehotel]

Evil jacket.

[Trying to get a look at your eyes, there, Doctor, and see if you're on anything. That you aren't is the only thing that makes this weird for Pink.]

I've actually heard that one before.

[daft_old_man]

They're everywhere. I hope you didn't try and take it while the person's wallet was still inside the pocket.

[backatthehotel]

Naw. We all emptied our pockets before the party really got going. [Read: Before the drugs kicked in.]

Set it on fire and threw it off a balcony, though.

[daft_old_man]

To a perfectly good coat? Shame. Being evil isn't the fault of the coat you know and once you get rid of the possessing being you have a fancy coat!