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[letoilenordique]

[ The video clicks on to reveal Jean-Paul's rather elegant visage-high cheek bones, pointed ears and arced eyebrows. In fact, he looks maybe, kind of, a little bit like Spock. But with less patience. He's drumming his fingers against his chest as he considers his words before he finally begins to speak, and he looks absolutely offended suddenly -

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[video] gotta keep trolling trolling trolling

[rock_it_punch]

Riiight. And Canada. That's in Europe, right?

[video] LOL so true

[letoilenordique]

[ Have a deep scowl and a long, long pause. So many glares. ]

That is hardly funny.

text; trolls up

[lolverine]

If it's not Parisian, is it really culture?

voice; oh he needs it too

[letoilenordique]

I cannot believe you would say such a thing.

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[themouthymerc]

AHA! I knew I smelled some maple syrup up in this bitch!

A fellow canuck in this desolate and barren wasteland. America: full of Americans. What are the odds? Anyway, can I learn these yankee bastards some with 'ya?! You can cover junk food, I'll cover sports! Brooms and hockey sticks for everyone!

Pee Ess: you are totally a way better rep than Wolverine, who is a tiny, smelly jerk.

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[letoilenordique]

[ There is so much for him to cope with in this reply before he manages to say anything - looking both offended and entertained simultaneously - quite a feat! ]

Of course you can - help me teach them.

I'm not sure whether or not I should be flattered.

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[themouthymerc]

YESSSS. You're the best, N-Dogg. I've always wanted to teach! I'm great with kids, too!

[BEAMING kljdfsak and then squinting suspiciously at the screen]

Flattered, obviously. Unless you are also a tiny, smelly jerk, in which case the burden would have to fall to me to become the face of Canada. And believe me, no one wants that.

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[letoilenordique]

[ Aaaand here's Jean-Paul, at first grimacing at the nickname and then choosing to ignore it. Whatever floats boats and all that nonsense. ]

I am not tiny, nor do I smell unpleasantly. I think I'll do well enough.

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[foxtrot_mi_ho]

[Mi Ho wrinkles her nose in disgust.]

How... how is that even food. There's no cow or anything!

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[letoilenordique]

[ He cannot help but blink at that and then, as if on cue, he's frowning. ]

There is beef in the gravy.

[foxtrot_mi_ho]

That's hardly anything I would call meat. And what do you need with the rest of it? Just eat the cow instead.

[letoilenordique]

The entire cow, hm?

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[letoilenordique]

[ Oh poor Daniel. ; o; ]

[ Jean-Paul seems thrilled to hear something positive and he's grinning a bit. ]

Thank you. It is tasty, when one is in the mood.

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[letoilenordique]

[ He can't help but just laugh at that. ]

When you are watching your weight, perhaps?