[15 / text]; Dick's comm, filtered away from Damian Wayne, backdated an hour

[batmantled]

Open Offer of Employment

Qualifications:

X Valid driver’s license
X Mechanical skills a plus
X Must do mornings
X Lots of patience
X Business attire
X Spell your own name

To Apply:

X Call [Dick’s cell]
X Stop by the front desk for an application
X Informal interview at [Wayne Foundation headquarters] with yours truly may or may not be a

Comments

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[kingofrooks]

[ Placing face against table so slowly... ]

Looking for replacements?

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[batmantled]

My replacement.

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[kingofrooks]

Why?

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[batmantled]

You really figure me for a lot of office work, Bruce?

[video, same filter]

[foreverbouncing]

It's the rugbat's birthday, huh?

[video, same filter]

[batmantled]

Yeah, would you believe it?

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[foreverbouncing]

What is it, seven now?

[Yes she's being silly.]

Maybe I'll get him some sesame street dvds.

[video, same filter]

[batmantled]

Might not be the best time to test my ability to discourage his more violent tendencies.

video because he doesn't know any other way :|

[daft_old_man]

[Maybe this face filling the screen is familiar to you. Maybe not. Either way he's smiling and straightening his bowtie which is totally business attire]

Employment? Doing what? See, I have a rule about doing bad things, so if you're one of those villains running about the city then I'm afraid I can't work for you, but if you're not then it's possible I'm your Doctor!

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[batmantled]

You think so, huh? [ Just... gonna skim right past the question of ethical conduct :| ]

Gotta say it's a pretty detail oriented job.

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[daft_old_man]

Details? I love details unless they're boring details, but I have a feeling your details are never boring, yes? Yes.

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[batmantled]

Thanks for the vote of confidence. [ and grinning, just a little ]

You don't a ton of expertise, just ideas. And the patience part.

Video

[andromynous]

I'll be sure and keep the sweets to the non-perishable kind, then.

Video

[batmantled]

I know it'll mean a lot to him.

ditto on that filter

[blondevigilante]

Really? Did he like the climbing wall for his kittens?

[filtered!]

[batmantled]

Think you're gonna have to stop by and ask him in person. [ yeah, Dick thinks he did :3 ]

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[blondevigilante]

Oh I plan on it, but right now I'm far more concerned about this replacement ad you have going on. Spill.

[filtered!]

[batmantled]

Been a long time coming.