Video :: Number 6

[megamaniacal]

Thesity, I am scandalized! [ More like scan-duel-ized ]

Someone told me that there are supposed supervillains here, but they're not following the rules! Or even worse, that there are no rules! How do you live? That's not how it works, and I would know! I've been in this business since I was ten! [ He's getting worked upAnd that's another

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[fishnets]

[WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY.]

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[megamaniacal]

What? It's all true!

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[fishnets]

My cloak is magnificent.

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[megamaniacal]

Well? Let's see it!

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[megamaniacal]

Exactly! If you lose, that's what happens! Heck, I knew a hero who cheated just to get out of the business! Who ever heard of something like that?

[ AND HIS RANT...is sidelined ]

Well, I was. Then I came here. Now I have the power of invisibility! [ He waves his fingers in a flourish. Let's not tell him he has more powers... ]

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[megamaniacal]

They faked their death. Of all the things!

[ He kind of...looks at Arcade. ] Why didn't I think about the haunting thing!? [ CATCHES HIMSELF. SMOOTH RECOVERY TIME. ] I mean, in a purely hypothetical manner! I would never do that, because I'm a real hero!

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[bestfrond]

If yer better lookin', then I'm a vegetarian.

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[megamaniacal]

[ PEERING AT. ]

Well plants can't be vegetarians. That would be cannibalism!

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[bestfrond]

Oooh, someone who actually gits it.

But I rest my case. You ain't much of a looker compared to the rest of these folks runnin' around in their tighty whities.

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[megamaniacal]

Are you kidding me? I'm devastatingly handsome!

(voice.)

[heroified]

What do clothes have to do with heroics?

(voice.)

[megamaniacal]

Clothes aren't everything, but if you don't have a good presentation, how else are you going to wow the citizens of Thesity?

(voice.)

[heroified]

You mean The City, please say yes. And you wow the citizens with your actions, not your clothes.

(voice.)

[megamaniacal]

That's what I said! Thesity!

Besides, there's nothing wrong with combining great acts of heroism with a little flair!

Permavidya!

[themouthymerc]

Oh yeah? I'd out superhero you any day, ya big blue putz!

PERMAVID!

[megamaniacal]

Are you kidding me? I'm the greatest hero of my world!

[themouthymerc]

No way! For reals?

Can I have your autograph?

[megamaniacal]

Of course, citizen!

[ SO EXCITED... ]