[Voice]

[ridi_arlecchino]

[A few clinks and clanks of silverware and porcelain plates are heard as the audio starts.]

All'a this hubbub lately's got me thinkin'... the big thing they don't tell ya about keepin' outta trouble is that it's bo---ring. I keep forgettin' why I'm doin' that already. Again. Still.

[Another woman's voice cuts in the background but it's muffled

Comments

[voice]

[meowminx]

Are you waitressing?

[voice]

[ridi_arlecchino]

...A little.

[voice]

[meowminx]

Guess the doctor thing is kind of out for the moment, huh?

[voice]

[ridi_arlecchino]

It's a lot harder to bribe your way outta even the tiniest indiscretions when ya got no cash.

[enigmaestro]

Oh you poor thing. Being bored.

[ridi_arlecchino]

It's the pits, innit?

[enigmaestro]

At least we have each other.

[ridi_arlecchino]

Ain't that the not-falsehood.

voice

[acahellyeah]

[ He sounds so completely relieved to hear from her. And frantic. ]

Harley! Oh man. Yeah, I'm okay now. Sort of. Are you?

voice

[ridi_arlecchino]

'Bout as peachy as I can be, but I'm a big girl.

What's wrong?

voice

[acahellyeah]

Only like, everything. Except getting to talk to you, I mean. There's been a total body-part fiasco in my old apartment so we're relocating.

voice

[ridi_arlecchino]

Body-part fiasco? You're not missin' anything, are ya?

voice;

[drmoonstone]

You're just not doing it right, dear.

voice;

[ridi_arlecchino]

What's a gal to do?

voice;

[pamnotpammy]

Your boss doesn't sound very nice.

voice;

[ridi_arlecchino]

Good bosses are so hard to find these days.

voice;

[pamnotpammy]

Do you want to find a better one? Maybe...?

voice;

[ridi_arlecchino]

Got somebody in mind?