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[shesmashes]

[ the video clicks onto a large, muscular green woman sitting on a deserted bench in a purple tanktop and matching pants. and she's obviously very, very tall.

there's a smile before she speaks up.Alright, let me get this straight. I got taken away from my own "superhero" business to be one in another dimension? And here I left my heroing license

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video; SUP SUPER-TALL BUDDY

[bluepurrymuffin]

Just maybe. [He says with a smile.]

It's a slim setup, to be quite honest. Far less demanding under normal circumstances than it would normally lead one to believe!

video; SUPER TALL PARTY

[shesmashes]

[ she's perking at him. hey! there's someone she recognizes ]

So what kind of circumstances did I wander into then? Am I missing a bill being passed or something?

video; let's grab hercules and form a "giant avengers" club

[bluepurrymuffin]

Unless extradimensional abduction was legalized while I wasn't looking, I don't believe so! But that's essentially what it boils down to, and everyone, or at least most everyone, you'll encounter on this Network is in the very same boat.

video; they can tower over everyone

[shesmashes]

You know, I think I've read about something like this. Or saw it in a movie.

video;

[kathreptis]

The Porter seems to have a knack for picking people who already had some heroing under their belt.

video;

[shesmashes]

So is that a good thing or a bad thing?

video;

[kathreptis]

Good for the Porter, who seems to be aiming for "hero."

Bad for us, who would probably be doing this at home.

video;

[shesmashes]

Hey, help out where I can, right? I have a lot of good will to spread.

video.

[vettecrasher]

[ oh my god, it's a green chick. he likes her already. ]

I can't say I've heard of you until now, but you seem like the kind of person I'd definitely like to hear more about.

video.

[shesmashes]

[ oh man he's cute. grinning. ]

My life's an open book to you, handsome.

video.

[vettecrasher]

That's convenient. [ and she called him handsome. score. ]

You mind if I ask where you're from? I'm guessing it's not Orion.

video.

[shesmashes]

Nope. I'm from Los Angeles. Good ol' Cali.

video; Reilly

[bedeviledspider]

You're--

[ he eyes are wide and he almost drops his communicator. oh god oh god oh god. KEEP IT COOL, TYNE. KEEP IT COOL. ]

She-Hulk?!

I mean. Ahem!

It's, it's a pleasure to meet you, ma'am. Even under these circumstances. I'm... a big fan of your work.

video;

[shesmashes]

Ahem.

[ she's grinning so hard ]

I got a lot of works, cutie. Avenger-ing, Fantastic Four-ing, lawyering, bounty hunting, having a fantastic personality.

video;

[bedeviledspider]

...cutie.

[ DID SHE SERIOUSLY JUST CALL HIM THAT. she did. okay okay okay he could totally do this. pokerfaced and professional from now on, yes. ]

A- Anyway. Admittedly, it's mostly the Avenger-ing and Fantastic Four-ing and the lawyering that interests me. Wow, that was a lot of -ings in one sentence... um! As, as I was saying. I'm a lawyer, myself, actually. Interning with Mr. Murdock. You may have heard of him?

So. Yeah. Although, you know, the teams are great too. Even if I've never quite understood why Franklin Richards gets the Fantastic Five so much attention.

video;

[shesmashes]

[ this is the most amused expression ever ]

Woah. Slow down there, honey. You're going a mile a minute and I can only keep up so fast.

Lawyer, huh? I'm always glad to meet a fellow pursuer of the law. And I've definitely heard of him. Can't say I'm too acquainted though.

[ a beat ]

That's probably cause little Frankie is just too cute. Though I don't remember they're being five of them unless this is one of those things.

video;

[shesmashes]

You don't know how many times I hear that in a day.

[shesmashes]

Giving people a reason to dig the green? Oh, yeah.